They'll invent a new cancer first

Funny you should say that … news.unsw.edu.au/en/meet-the-man-who-designed-a-cancer-vaccine-for-his-dog href="/search?t=posts&q=:~:text=When%20his%20dog%20Rosie%20was,intelligence%20and%20scientists%20at%20UNSW.">#:~:text=When%20his%20dog%20Rosie%20was,intelligence%20and%20scientists%20at%20UNSW.

pretty sure that article was written by AI

it probably has already. they'll be waiting for the peak moment to release the cure... at the highest possible price going... having eradicated all other cancer treatments first.

also: there's a whole magazine for tobacco industry news?!

i'm surprised that i'm surprised... and yet... wtf does it cover?
"ten billion more deaths, but hey we're still rolling strong"

It will cure <i>worrying</i> about cancer