It was his advisors. By then he was 550 pounds. They only way they could get him to stop eating cheese was to tell him they needed all the cheese to make the moon.

April 01, 2026 - 19:41 UTC

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I read they had to install a larger witching circle at the White House because he was too big for the old one
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Is your April Fool just punking us with the "three-spaces-after-the-period?"
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Galactose intolerant 🌌
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