line of succession is Ken Jennings, Andy Kindler, and a third thing

January 07, 2026 - 21:18 UTC

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Pick me, pick me!!
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The kicker!
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Do you want to hold a vote to create the galactic empire? Because this is how we hold a vote to create the galactic empire.
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I'd rather have President Binks at the moment
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The Javid
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Trump makes Jar Jar look as eloquent as Laurence Olivier.
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He was a representative, not a senator
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To be fair, he did raise the motion to give Chancellor Palpatine emergency powers, directly contributing to his rise as Emperor...
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Senate majority leader binks
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I volunteer as Attorney General, no specific qualifications but I’m eager and argue frequently
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Guys, I want a cabinet position
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But where does Brad Ritter fall in the line of succession?
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The 2026 succession crisis is going to be wild
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Third in line is Speaker of the House, who doesn’t actually have to be a sitting Representative. They just need a majority vote.

I recommend picking the funniest option possible.
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Jennings/Schneider 2028!
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The rate the democrat party is handling the situation, you would win the 2028 democratic primary in a landslide.
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Kindler? I'm in!
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3rd is George Conway
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I know it’d be such an incredibly difficult job, but so many of us would vote for you in a jiffy (CPU time, that is)!
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I'd like to point out that, since Ken referenced a "third thing" - or perhaps a "Thing 3" - that Ken Jennings is canonically Thing 1.

Somehow, I find comfort in these dark times knowing this.
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i wish more people got this joke and i bet so does andy
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A third *funnier* thing 😀
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