The most plausible explanation for the negotiationsโ€ฆso far.

March 26, 2026 - 19:29 UTC

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Looks like the Ku Klux Clan (KKK)

How hideous too!
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I don't think I have ever known anyone to lack taste in the way that Trump does!
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Nazgรปl?
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Mere perfection! Love this!
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"What do they want?"
"What do they WANT?"
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"Friends"
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Classic๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿคฃ haha haha haha haha ๐Ÿ˜‚ hahaha ๐Ÿคฃ haha ๐Ÿคฃ
Post of the day ๐Ÿ†
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You should follow me back, if only because youโ€™re Just Jack and Iโ€™m Just Judy :) @jjustjjudy.bsky.social
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Sounds logical
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I laughed way too hard over this!
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This is SO wrong.

But, SO f*cking FUNNY!!!!!
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Boop! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Tahahaha! ๐Ÿ˜„

Spot-on! โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
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๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚! I shat myself laughing!
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Youโ€™d get more fucking sense out of the patio umbrellas
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Maybe heโ€™d like them better if they were white.
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I thought they were the safety cephalopods.
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๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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I guessed KKK guys who decided to launder their outfits without using bleach.
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Fucking hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Fabulous meme. Reposting.
They do look Iranian. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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I believe he thought it was an Iranian teenage beauty pageant.
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I think someone has punked him; called the WH claiming to be the Iranians & Trump & his bunch of inept idiots believe them & are "negotiating" with them.

Meanwhile the Iranians themselves are not involved.
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Landrew wants you. ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿผ
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Thatโ€™s funny ๐Ÿคฃ
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Sadly they outsmarted him.
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Fucking โ˜ ๏ธ
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I laugh so much every time I see this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Perfect omg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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A+
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
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I don't trust the middle one, he looks a bit shady to me.

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Boom!
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Groan. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…
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What's amazing, he thought they were talking back!
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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He might be getting somewhere
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Too funny ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š(but sadly probably true).
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He treats women like objects so I wouldnโ€™t be surprised
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Those were women???
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iโ€™m honestly still trying to decide whether to believe this or not
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Hilarious
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So good
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She prefer r*ping kids with Ghislane. ----probably

Epstein files.
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When told they were 14 years old, he tried to fondle them.
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I wonder if some of his โ€œnegotiatingโ€ with Mexico were actually him yelling at Taco Bell staff.
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Sadly, it could be true
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We know
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DUH!
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Now that is believable. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/03/a-lot-of-people-feel-like-were-sliding.html?m=1
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It does makes sense๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

www.theguardian.com/news/video/2026/mar/26/iran-says-trump-negotiating-with-himself-what-next-for-war-the-latest
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No amount of money can make this guy honest.
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I know where I wanna stick those umbrellas ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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JAWA's???
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Looks like a Holocaust Cloak. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
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And losing!
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Don't know why you removed source attribution. If it's funny, give the satire site the credit.
theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/they-looked-iranian-trump-negotiating-with-white-house-patio-umbrellas/
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Iโ€™ll tell you why. I didnโ€™t know the source. It was a standalone image when I found it.
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I love this ๐Ÿ˜†
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they brought gifts
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And then the skies opened and trump was given a gift, a prize, as a bird shit in his hand.
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I canโ€™t stop laughing. Bravo!๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Itโ€™s plausible. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿคก so busy talking shit he could not tell the difference. The occupant of the WH is doolally.
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"Those men were kneeling, multiple times a days, praying for negotiations."
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He would not know the difference
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At least he didn't bomb the umbrellas.... yet.
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That could be the reason Trump recently praised them as savvy negotiators.
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Hahahaha
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OMG. LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF. BRAVO
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You found The Shovel!! hurrah!!
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He kept putting his hand under their 'burqas'.
Got scared when he found the hand crank to open the umbrellas.
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๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"Oh! It's a dude!"
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He was gonna experience trickle down economics.
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He did say,

They were strange.

#DementedIdiot
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He's not demented. He's a nazi.
Vance wants the 25th amendment.
That isn't good.
Vance and Theil are far worse.
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Ha haaaaaaa
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Tell him to lay off the toot.
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LOL
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I BET THERE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL LADIES UNDER THOSE BORKOS...
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I don't buy that he could focus on anything for six hours.
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hahaha, that is a proper burn.
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Jack if that is true, Trump has lost his mind and he needs to experience the 25th amendment first hand.

We can make sure he has a locked down mental hospital/prison, gold gilded to his esthetic, and have 24 hour guard/nursing to dissuade and drug when needed.

AHHH! Great fantasy moments!
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ..
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I. Cant. EVEN! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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So funny! Good one!
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I laughed way too hard at this.
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