Sorry I canโ€™t help clean up right now Iโ€™m actually super busy

April 11, 2026 - 22:59 UTC

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JORTS you are too cute...
I spy TOE BEANS!
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Beautiful โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜บ
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those peets!๐Ÿงก
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peets!
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A popular blanket it seems
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jorts do you even have a job any more?
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Take your complaints about his purrformance up with his union rep.
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Remember when people got vaccinated just so they could work in the building that Jorts/Jean work in? How many can say they helped folks push past vaccine hesitancy? He may have saved those people's lives! Are you asking because lately there haven't been trash can incidents or jumping from windows?
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He is a thought leader.
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Yes, in this picture heโ€™s serving beans๐Ÿซ˜!
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Jorts is Morale Officer!
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He's on his break per the terms of his contract
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Jorts does not dream of labor
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Jorts is chief morale officer i'll have you know
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His job is eep.
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Shhh- dave, heโ€™s counting sheep and heโ€™ll have to start over
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He does belong to a union.
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he's a congressman and this is billed as 'constituent hours'.
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Never ask a woman her salary, a man his age, or a cat their job, Dave. This is basic etiquette
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i feel like jorts is basically homer simpson at this point, with an occupation that simply adapts to the needs of each week's plot
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Jorts this is gonna spur me to clean.
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doin bean inventory
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Napping is super-important. Good to see the toe bean harvest is plentiful this year.
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I want to kiss that foot ๐Ÿงก
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Classic Jorts!
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So cute
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Critical work, that. Carry on!
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little baby guy ๐Ÿงก
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Toe beans โค๏ธ
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This is literally the unhelpful attitude my cat gives while my husband and I busy ourselves unpacking (we moved YESTERDAY and he could not care less).
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bro your beans
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Credit where creditโ€™s due those are the cleanest beans ever; cleaning shiftโ€™s already done
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You need to nap to keep up that level of cute, so, yeah, you're very involved in that at the moment.
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You're an absolutely ridiculous creature. Thank you and please keep it up
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@jortsthecat.bsky.social, the JellyBelly company is having financial troubles. What do you think about my idea to make cat-toe-bean Jelly Bellies in pink and brown?
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Shelby, dreaming of foodโ€ฆ probably ๐ŸฆŠ
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Catโ€™s gotta do what a catโ€™s gotta do
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That IS very important work. . .
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Jorts, did you help make the mess?
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If this discussion could in any way lead to being
disciplined or terminated, or affect my working
conditions, I respectfully request that my union
representative (Jean) be present.

Until Jean arrives, I choose not to participate in
this discussion ๐Ÿ˜‡
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Busy being baby.
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How would you help clean, Jorts?
Use your tail & whiskers as a feather duster?
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Yes, or put my toys back where I got them from. Theoretically I could do that but I donโ€™t
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๐ŸŽต Look at me, I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
Jorts is takin' care of business ๐ŸŽต
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๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•
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Jorts, Iโ€™m kinda impressed with your pose here. Youโ€™re very flexible!
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My heart is full of love
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Thanks for the Tainted Love earworm!
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Beans! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿพ
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Clearly your plate is full at the moment. ๐Ÿงก
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Keep up the good ๐Ÿ‘ work, Jorts! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿˆ

Also:,TOEBEANS ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ
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KITTY!!!
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You know, why bother? By the time you extricated yourself from that position, theyโ€™d be finished ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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It's OK.
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Havin' a good one, I see. WTG, Jorts.
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๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป
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Hmmm. Clean up what exactly?

P.S. Looking pretty danged cute.
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Keep up the good work, Jorts!
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Same here.
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Oooooo! Feeties!!!
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Doing very important stuff!
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"like a fat little shrimp" lmfao
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I โค๏ธ you!
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Love you too
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How *do* you find the time to accomplish all that
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ooh a bean show
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Yeah you're busy! Busy being so cute! You're our favorite ginger himbo ๐Ÿฅฐ
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nice one cat
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๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿซ˜
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Zoomies prep can be intense.
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Feets!

Beans!
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