I’m truly shocked that Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff weren’t able to negotiate a peace deal with Iran. Such a big surprise. This is my shocked face. 😲

April 12, 2026 - 12:47 UTC

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Anyone serious in negotiations doesn't give up after one day. It's like all their other so called "attempts to negotiate", just more bullshit lies from Trump.
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Oh I know, whoever would’ve thunk huh?
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Apparently, one way or another means the one way they tried isn't the one. They're all out of ideas, now. Back to throwing more crap at the wall & screeching.
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None of these worthless relatives and buddies should be allowed, unless they’re trying to buy land, they know nothing!
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I’m surprised they were allowed to leave…Iran could have made a boatload 😂😂😂 or maybe not
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The Iranians knew they were dealing with the junior varsity and responded accordingly.
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Zionist Mafia.
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I don't understand why the Americans are sending Israeli emissaries Jared and Steve to negotiate with Iran on their behalf.
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Because the Boy Blunder (Kushner) and Witkoff are cluster fucks
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Welp, currupt people only know one thing, corruption.
They sent knives to a gun fight.
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Send in the clowns...🤡
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It is almost as if the US were not trying.
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They’ve never negotiated with Persians before. But hey, they fired all the professional from the state department that knew how..
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Not even Vance could save them!
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I guess not willingly to put crypto in their pockets
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No members of the team stayed behind. But I bet they left an odor of corruption behind. Folks in Islamibad be shopping for Clorox.
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If only a Martha Raddatz or Christiane Amanpour would interview Iranian officials and get the truth about the negotiations.
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Kush didn’t want a ceasefire. He’s a highly paid representative of the Saudi government. He wants what he is paid to want.
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They have no idea what they are doing.
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Did they try accepting lots of bribes…
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Because Pres Obama & Biden each did their jobs with dignity/discretion they were easy prey for political media moguls/morons to spew nonstop lies about them. Way too many Americans (voters) knew nothing about their amazing hard-earned achievements! Trump etc are making a fortune while destroying US‼️
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We met once. It didn't happen. No need to try for a 2nd day. Let's get back to asking foreign countries for money for ourselves.
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Vance, Kushner & Witkoff's idea of negotiating in the Trumpian era:

"Hand over all your money, land and possessions or we'll end your civilization"
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They weren't there to negotiate a peace deal with Iran. They were there to negotiate a money deal for Trump to personally benefit from.
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Uhmn,…Jared is a Jew who works for MBS.
MBS is a Sunni that hates Shiites.
Sunnis are the majority of Muslims, Shiites are a “despised” minority.
That’s to explain Gaza, the West Bank and Lebanon.
Anyway you cut it, Jared does not work for US!.

MAGA
Making America Genocidal(as shit)Again!
👊🇺🇸💩
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If republicans put in the amount of effort to govern that they put towards hate and misery, they might actually have some success.
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What is Kushners job with the US govt?
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Oh,
so it will take more than 1 day for three novices to replicate,
during a war,
an end situation that took Obama 20 months and hundreds of experts to achieve,
in peacetime?

Who'd'a thunk it?
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🤡🤡🤡
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They went home to avoid being killed by American bombs.
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Iran wasn’t too keen on Kushner’s development plan for putting luxury condos on the beach of Hormuz.
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Can’t wait to see the reaction from Jared’s gulf state bankrollers to the news he half-assed his way through “negotiations”, knowing this ensures the destruction of their economies and wealth.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 The world is wearing the same face.
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Kushner and Witkoff. The same Kushner and Witkoff who were having optimistic talks with Iran the day before Trump bombed them? Those two?
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We should go easy on them. JD was distracted during the negotiations by an alluring sectional and couldn't get the thought of a ménage à trois out of his mind. Our other two negotiators were distracted thinking of more neat things they can do since they're getting blanket pardons.
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Iran: what do you want
USA: open the strait
Iran: no
USA: *throws arms up* well, we tried. Might as well go home.
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They should have sent Melania 🤡...
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Are you kidding me? 😏
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And I was also 'shocked' when I learned that Saudi Arabia had invested $2 billion in Jared Kushner’s firm, Affinity Partners, that the firm had already collected millions in fees, and that Saudi officials opposed any ceasefire that would leave Iran’s military leverage intact.
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Real estate people are used to that reverse psychology. If you don't want to make a deal, they walk away hoping the buyers come back. World peace is a little more difficult.
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As directed by MBS, Netanyahu and Putin.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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Kushner negotiated the Israeli peace deal in Trump’s first term by reading history books and not including the Palestinians in the process. Witkoff screwed up the Russia/Ukraine peace plan by not bringing an interpreter and misunderstanding what was being agreed upon. What could go wrong?
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“They were mean. There hands were all rough, they smelled like oil and they wrote funny words backwards. I couldn’t understand anything”
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Ah yes 2 real estate investors and a assbag on his 4th name could not get this done.
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Too many eyes on them to come home with a “lucrative “ deal. Grifters gotta grift
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Even with Ivanka as a distraction, no dice
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Me too.
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Easier dealing with those sleaze bags in the shadows behind the government’s back. Now they are the government.
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"Take the money and run."
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Does anyone besides me think it was a sham negotiation. I shaw footage of them hugging each other & patting each other on the back as they hugged. Odd behavior for Middle Eastern men. Was it just a photo op for Don's boys? Seems like it🙄
21 hours my ass.
Look at the expression on his face.
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Pakistan is sending fighter jets to Saudi Arabia & has officially announced the presence of its troops in Saudi. Leaks from Pakistan are that 100,000 soldiers are on the way.

The UAE is p*ssed with Pakistan because it expected them to be sent to UAE but Pak-UAE relations have been bad for a while.
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FREAKFEST
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🤔Steve Bannon could be right! Witkoff & Kushner are probably half sleeping agents of Israël. Too many conflicts of interests on the table. The Gulf nations are in for a violent awakening.
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And threatening the Iranian negotiators with assassination. Imagine if Iran had threatened their American counterparts.
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What’s the source for the report that US threatened their negotiators?
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I can't imagine why the 3 Stooges couldn't make a deal
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Not just Trump then that always chickens out.
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We’d be better off next time sending Bert and Ernie
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Well, the Iranians have us over a barrel! It will require some clever give & take to find a negotiated settlement. All we sent were takers & grifters.
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Why did Iran let them leave is what I don't understand
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I guess they couldn’t find a route to peace that made them enough money
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So they’re going to Jared for negotiations? WTF? WHY is Jared involved at all?
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I'm surprised they managed not to be taken hostage.
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Pity that the rest of the world will have to wait until after consequences hit American malls in earnest.
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Sad
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Pakistan must be commended for hosting
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While Netanyahu is pulling Trump's strings, there will be no peace in Iran until Israeli extinction goals are met.
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I don’t think that we are negotiating seriously. Iran is not negotiating like the country is defeated that is for sure. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/04/like-most-americans-i-dont-wake-up.html?m=1
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Iran should insist on negotiating with only Barak Obama.
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Could it be bc they don’t really want to end it? I mean the U.S. government doesn’t want it to end, and by U.S. government I mean Israel and Russia?
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But... they sent in their best, no??
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😂
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How surprising.
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They are real estate developers not negotiators.
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Guessing Iran knew beforehand what they wanted. Kushner and Witkoff should have just entered the building playing, ABBA’s “money, money, money)!
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I’m totally surprised that the Iranians didn’t want a high rise mixed use casino.
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Imagining the outcry if Biden had sent his son and some real estate guy to Afghanistan to deal with the withdrawal.
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The only people who got what they wanted are Netanyahu and MBS. Kushner earned his money.
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They don’t DO peace. Pillage more like.

Trumps bag men went home without swag.
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Only the best people . . .
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Because they are quick hit people, not experienced and qualified negotiators. They want the news story but don’t want the long slog it would require. Don’t we want career people involved in this?
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Kush and Wit couldn't squeeze enough money out of the deal so they left.
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They should have all worn Thobes and told the Iranian delegation Thank You
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Oh man, they spent several hours on that
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Shocked that a trio of abrasive dickheads couldn’t pull this out.
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No need to negotiate when Iran and Pakistan can't invest in the companies you run. Time for Kushner and Witkoff to get back to the negotiating table with the Saudis and the Israelis. Groups that can line their pockets with real money!
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🙄
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Bet they came away with crypto tho
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Total BS for the world. Trump has 2 sleazebag realtors with huge conflicts of interest negotiating foreign policy and world peace. They fail what a surprise. Rubio a laughing stock joke lost in his cubano wet dream.
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Follow The Money...
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😑
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The only thing that those two clowns have negotiated since being appointed is grifting for financial investment and real estate deals.
All funded by American taxpayers.
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Kushner has never been picked first for any activity except peddling Trump's shit
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They probably read the art of the deal and applied it.
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You mean the two real estate idiots, couldn't negotiate a deal?
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You forgot, Kushner and Witkoff offered to buy up bombed areas to rebuild for Trump hotels and casinos.
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steve-witkoff-the-jerkoff.urbanup.com/18577979
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jared-douche-ner.urbanup.com/18629119
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2 Jews and 1 Christian Nationalist walk into a bar…
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No resorts along the coast? No infinite payout to trump owned contractors?
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No co-toll on the straight?
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It's so shocking that sending two israel-first zionist terrorists who want Iran destroyed for the Greater israel Project ...

didn't manage to get a 'ceasefire' deal !?

Who could have ever anticipated that ?!
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They had to get to the fights in Miami
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It sure makes on e wonder.....
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😒
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😂🤣😅
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🤣🤣🤣💯
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Jared’s doing Saudi bidding so any peace deal was DOA w/o regime change
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They have such extensive experience in working on corruption and grifting …. Oh you meant negotiating for our country. Yeah it’s a shocker they weren’t successful.
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The Iranian contingent ran circles around these 3 losers. You know 💯 Vance tried to be an arrogant tough guy that we all have laughed at. I'm sure the Iranians laughed even harder. LOVE to see recording of key parts of meeting.
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More like grifter-in-law couldn't negotiate a profitable deal.
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I'm betting they didn't fail to charge us as if though.
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Witkoff is known as Dim Philby in UK intelligence circles. Classic.
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Sorry peace deal, they're in the middle East to negotiate a peace deal 😄 what makes them suitable candidates to negotiate a peace deal, do either of them have any experience in doing that, let's be honest they're only there because of who they are, and who they know, which is trump.
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Kushner/ Witkoff are there to ensure no peace deal is signed.
Ask Israel.
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#PumpkinFailed
#MoveOnFromPumpkin
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Good God these people are so monumentally stupid! Now their "plan" is to blockade the Strait? First they demand our allies help us open it, now they will stop our allies from using it? Piss off the whole world? Little boys with little pistols and even smaller brains.
www.bbc.com/news/live/cn4v0xm9y0kt
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Could this idea be driven by a commodity traders investment in the futures markets.
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Crème de la Crème of US-diplomacy...
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Dumb and dumber couldn't negotiate their way out of a wet paper bag.
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What? No shopping? No resorts for sale? No primo properties with 'sea views?'

These chaps who went over there were NOT serious. They spent more time in the air than on the ground in Islamabad. It was all performance. The market opens in a dozen hours. I wonder if they figured on Hungary?
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Probably all need to get back and talk to their brokers before the markets open on Monday!
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"Illegal" negotiators. Fixed it!
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