Because nothing says โ€œthereโ€™s definitely nothing comingโ€ like urgently announcing thereโ€™s nothing coming.

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April 11, 2026 - 15:42 UTC

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@jefftiedrich.bsky.social talked about this in Substack. We are waiting for Amanda to spill all the beans. Esp since Epstein's bestie had her deported. @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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People should look up what happened to Amanda Ungaro.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/us/paolo-zampolli-ice-melania-trump-epstein.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Z1A.uAto.ngFMFQ7fZ0sX&smid=nytcore-ios-share&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’
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Or, here's a radical idea; use the accusations and testimonials of the victims to start arresting people. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ I am not sure what more proof you need to at least pretend to care.
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Amanda Ungaro.
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She denies being friends with a pedophile.

What she cannot deny is married to one.
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The Miami Herald's Julie Brown, Epstein expert, picked up on this and wonders if it's the reason for that presser.

Explanation of how this woman fits in. She's the ex of the man who claims to have introduced Melania to Trump:

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/us/paolo-zampolli-ice-melania-trump-epstein.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Z1A.biI2.Uy0TcZhcdA1p&smid=url-share&fbclid=IwY2xjawRHb75leHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFnbGlEWHJRcW1tblZYbHpCc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHjRuU0qLQqcqho51VP9_wLZNV_UC7WMJDEj-9MzWX7qeafraSaP1cz2HOZyo_aem_wWssBNirzc0FNTOflV8dtQ
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Another ruse to keep the functionally illiterate Evangelicals believing Jesus was real and not a made-up amalgamation of Horace, Mithras, Karshna, Dionysus, Osiris, and/or Apollonius of Tyana. For the Epstein Class, they cannot afford to lose their last bastion of deception and control.
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โœŠโœŠโœŠโœŠโœŠโœŠ
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I laughed so hard my body ran out of tears.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me too!
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"No need to look in my trunk, officer. I guarantee that there are no bodies in there."
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youtu.be/REpNTi-9oRQ?si=GtPTCrQvzywbf8EG
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@mjhiblen.bsky.social
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Morally bankrupt and thick as fuck... The tRumps!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Which reminds me, I was NOT on Epsteinโ€™s train, plane, or automobile.
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It's all clearly related to her threat to sue Trump biographer Michael Wolff and his publisher for $1B if they printed that Epstein gifted her to Trump. He filed a countersuit in October. Blue MAGA has been circulating AI slop shaming her as a sex worker based in the allegations.
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Let the truth come out.
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It is coming from Trump deporting Amanda Ungaro because his friend Paolo Zampolli asked him to. She is the mother of Paolo's 13 year old son. She had custody. She is threatening to tell everything. She said Melania was supposed to be her friend and had been there since her 13 year old was born.
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He cheated on her, with a prostitute, right after their child was bornโ€ฆ. If I was her, Iโ€™d do a presser once a quarter.
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Someone is about to go big, if they stay safe. We know how people โ€œโ€commit suicideโ€.
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Yeah, but also DISGUSTING pic, John.. Come on...
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Q to Trump: How can we bolster the economy?

Trump: I never went to Epstein Island.
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There is a perfect british meme for this, from a show called league of gentleman
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Worst epstein distraction ever๐Ÿ˜…
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It's pretty obvious that Melania was neither an architect nor a model but a sex worker, quite likely trafficked from childhood just like the Epstein gang's victims. No shame in that, or even in marrying a rich creep in order to escape that life. A lot of us would sympathize. Just stop lying.
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Do you think she was just covering for Eric Swalwell?
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๐Ÿค” Melania knew that Michael Wolff's new book was coming out, so, reason for *DENIAL* speech. The world knows she lied throughout her *NOT ME* speech.

Save America

Release THOSE Trumpstein files.
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