Back to work tonight. Did I miss anything this summer? @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

September 02, 2025 - 14:10 UTC

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Looking forward to your opening monologue and then watching @colbertlateshow.bsky.social opening. Iโ€™m sure you will have a lot to say and will slay.
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Youโ€™re gonna b disappointed ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Trump is back. So is his nemesis Jimmy Kimmel. A coincidence?
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FLAY HIM ALIVE!
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Snoop got cancelled for being the idiot he has always been.
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Happy youโ€™re back Mr. Kimmel๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ
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There was some stuffโ€ฆ
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Welcome back. Weโ€™ve been waiting.
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Welcome Back!!!
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Trump won a Nobel for renaming DOD to Dept. of War.
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Hmmmm
Nothing comes to mind.
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Sure, but you got to hang out with Sarah Silverman, so thatโ€™s a nice trade off. Iโ€™d take that deal, you lucky bastard.
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FYI

@gopcrimes.bsky.social posts notable Republican crimes and sentences given, which are added to a sortable database with a goal to log every Republican crime since 2000
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This?
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More INSANE LOOMER
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bsky.app/profile/saneplanet.bsky.social/post/3lxlna5ll322z
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On a SERIOUS note

bsky.app/profile/saneplanet.bsky.social/post/3lx6mnre2d223
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bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3lxqa376a722b
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I wish he'd leave!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
โ€ช@mrsbettybowers.bsky.socialโ€ฌ

Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings.

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Thoughts and PRAYERS

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Same old same old. Hope u recharged
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Just the usual......

music.youtube.com/watch?v=EvsqA4WpGvA&si=lyGbSQHmh_P-fUA4
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Nothing of note. But we missed you ๐Ÿ’™
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Naw. Same old.
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Welcome back. Missed you.
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Just more fascism stuff.
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Better be careful..your employer may fire you. Just ask jimmy
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Yes you missed following me back JimmyKimmel.com
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I did notice what didn't happen. No Jimmy trying to float photoshopped videos of enjoying a dream vacation with Magic Johnson and buddies. You were actually there and maybe he made you sign an NDA; we'll see tonight I guess. Welcome back to you and all the crew!
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Give TACO PEDO Don hell, Jimmy!! Welcome backโ€ฆ..we missed you!!
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#EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN #EPSTEIN

#REPEAT!!!!
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Naw. It was a 'boring girl summer'. Oh! Somebody got engaged, but I can't recall who. ๐Ÿ™‚โค๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #BoringSummertime
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BlueSkyโ€™s character limits prevent me from giving you the run down, but youโ€™ll catch up.

We really need some laughter! See you tonight.
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Naw, nada, nothing at all.
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Welcome Back Jimmy!
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Nothing much happened. Just a few tons of McDonalds nuggets and KFC were gobbled.
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Nah--
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Welcome back!
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Only that Blondie has a gammy leg - ahhhh
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All you need to know is that there was rumor that someone was almost deceased.
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Nope, been super chill with nothing notable happening.
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Welcome back!! We missed you. Nothing special happened this summer other than Colbert being fired, troops being sent into DC, more eroding of democracy, Felon in chief acting crueler and crueler, RFK Jr more determined to kill us with his medical quackery...just the usual bullshit.
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Welcome back to the fray! You have been missed! ๐Ÿ’™
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No, there's still a butthead in the White House, and he's losing IQ points daily.
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Thank God!! We need you!
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Welcome back, Jimmy! Give them hell!
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Soooo much
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Hell yeah! Welcome back! America has gone to Hell!
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can't wait! This summer hell froze over, but now...BTW my favorite on the street skit question of all time may have been "name a book, any book?" At least Colbert got an Emmy this summer! Hope u r well, and gonna miss u both if u still are leaving next year. Hugs to ur home family and show family!
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Just Lou Wilson roasting @nicolebyer.bsky.social's for completely forgetting they dated.
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I needed a good laugh this morning. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
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See you later. (X alligator)
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Looks like you have plenty of time to catch up now.
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Missed you SOOOOO much!
Get busy!
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WELCOME BACK, JIMMY!!!
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We missed you!
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They need to cancel your vacations until Trump drops dead, for the mental health of the nation ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰
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Nah. But youโ€™re gonna miss something this fall

I wouldnโ€™t do the black face jimmy. U may get cancelled
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You got fired! You didnโ€™t know? Seems abc is sick of you lying to the public.

See ya
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Just our democratic government slipping into an authoritarian government and all the idiocy and cruelty that comes with it. Aside from that, nothing worth mentioning!
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LOL.
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Nah.
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Governor JB Pritzker reporting live on the active war zone in Chicago.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov
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Are you though?
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Not much, just another boring ass summer!
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Turns out Bill Belichick is a shitty college coach. And heโ€™s still dating his great granddaughterโ€™s classmate.
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Nothing of consequence.
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Your biggest fan still won't release the full unredacted Epstein files.
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You and Colbert and Stewart need to coordinate your absences. That last few weeks have been hard to bear. ๐Ÿ™
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Thank God for Last Week Tonight - not frequent enough but tiding us over
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I'm so glad you're back Jimmy!!!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘
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Has it been two weeks already?
(We hear itโ€™s always two weeksโ€ฆ)
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Good to have you back, Jimmy! Lots of fascism going on and a lot of health issues of Cankles McBitchtits. Something horrendous happens at the beginning of the week, followed up by something horrendous by the end of the week. The usual.
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Hahahahahahahahaha
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Missed you!
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The usual
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We need you on that fence Jimmy!
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I don't know you, but I missed your program and your honest style. Many of us just canceled our Disney Plus subscription, making the 1st. Amendment the subject or 'reason' to leave the platform. Good vibes for tonight! โ˜บ๏ธ
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You missed this and Bannon on Epstein list and Thiel on Epstein list.

oversightdemocrats.house.gov/news/press-releases/oversight-democrats-release-evidence-showing-trump-first-family-failed-to
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Thanks for coming on this platform we can say whatever the fuck we want and it's nice appreciate you
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Do a bit on Epstein and his ties to Ghouliani.
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I hear Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was on this summer.
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Not much! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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presidents should be people that have a vision for us to follow which will be a better way. trumps vision is full of anger, hatred and lies. he is showing us everyday that he is not a moral leader. thank you for keeping trumpโ€™s issues in your nightly monologue. your work is intelligent and funny.
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Seriously this is because you โ€œSPOKEโ€โ€ฆ of course I set them up and DeSantis swallowed it hook line and sinker in his attempts to control the โ€œwokeโ€ from the dead ZOMBIE movementโ€ฆ
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Trumpโ€™s health bar is depleted.
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A contractor (who wears sunglasses) scratched the new patio at White House
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Just a lil bit.
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Whatโ€™s going on with your buddy Howard Stern? He was supposed to return this morning.
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Dear Jimmy ..
Nope. Same old shit in the same old orange turd's 50 gallon diaper. The orange turd is STILL Destroying AMERICA.
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You missed Kiwi doing this:
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More (a long one)
Kiwi doing her tasmanian devil impression:
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