for those of you keeping score at home, the opening of the Strait of Hormuz lasted 0.045 scaramuccis
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Find someone who loves you like Israel loves bombing all their neighbors.
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Cue the apocalyptic bombing threats.
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Back to my duck and cover refresher course.
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Was it ever reopened?
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Almost as long as it took insider traders to make a fortune off of his end times post.
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Nobody profits more off the end of a ceasefire than the Trump kids.
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Scary moose scary moose will you do the Fandango sudden bolt of lightning very very frightening (to) me.
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Couldn't even get one Fandango?
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Think Israel not interested in peace
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Let me guess, total victory for U.S. and MrOrange. Trump puts double orange and sell this to Americans. Just repeat how you won, total victory etc, wave your hands on the side also.
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I dunno. Even the hardcore MAGA minions out there ain’t gonna be happy about five bucks (for now) a gallon at the pump. And all of the interconnected dominoes haven’t started falling yet.
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😂😂😂the MOOCH” at least he snapped out of his stupor
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SI unit Nanotaco scale
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I have been
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A bit longer than I had expected
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Wikipedia keeps rockin’ it.

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Strait_of_Hormuz_crisis
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Sorry but, this photo of the Strait of Hormuz looks like a va-JJ not getting penetrated. Is that Trumps overall problem with it?
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That long? 😄
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a figment of a freidman unit
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😜🤣🤣🤣
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Izzy had to do it again! Like that little brat that doesn't gets its way so it throws something durring its tantrum!
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How much is that in iceberg lettuces?
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Sorry I'm British. I don't understand American Imperial measurements. How many Trusses is that?
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I think it's a quarter of a Truss or thereabouts. If memory serves, he lasted less than a fortnight (also British)
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Or: 4.5 millimooches
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As a Finn, those imperial measurements are difficult ... how many round trip times to Artemis would that be?
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In measures of trips around the moon and back, I think the latest ceasefire equates to the spacecraft blowing up within a second or two of its launch, if not on the launchpad.
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🤣🤣🌮
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I’m deeply saddened that I understand this reference perfectly.
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Really? But it's a great reference! 😄
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Why is KKKKaroline claiming it is open as we speak?
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Hummmm let’s think about it… oh yea she is a lying liar who lies to make a demented old orange toad feel good about himself.
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Appreciate the chuckle, at this point!
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