heading off to my night class in a bit, will tell the students about this squirrel.

March 31, 2026 - 00:25 UTC

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As a thorough alt-texter yourself, CJH, I'm sure you read Surprised Eel Historian's offerings here.

Consistently among the wittiest alt texts in the business.
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❤️🐹❤️
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It was the best thing I've seen all day
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