CASHIER: Are you part of our rewards program?

ME: No. I want to pay the maximum amount, leave here, and never think about your store again.

April 09, 2026 - 14:27 UTC

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Feels so good.
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And I don’t want to be my own cashier.
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That's my favorite part
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And I really want your business to have zero information about me.
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a surcharge for employee silence?
YES PLEASE
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😂
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I should wear a sandwich board that reads: “No, I don’t want to become a member.”
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