in his mission to buy some eggs, Jack Bernhardt deployed his trademark bargaining strategy: Take the maximalist position - in this case stripping down to his underpants, covering himself in goosefat and threatening to set the Tesco Express on fire - then dial back

January 22, 2026 - 10:01 UTC

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Preposterous, irresponsible metaphor.
Jack had NO INTENTION WHATSOEVER of buying the eggs. He has no need to buy eggs.
You are simply refusing to accept the fact Jack is a chicken and THOSE ARE HIS EGGS.
The only point up for discussion is WHICH CAME FIRST? 🐣
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Please tell me that you DON’T have photographic evidence of this??!!!
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Unfortunately instead of securing a dozen fresh eggs he has ended up with 1 meal deal snack boiled egg which he will now mash up in the vain attempt to make a palatable omelette.
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Trump's fucked the future of co-operation with European nations who will be working hard to divest themselves of dependence on the US for security. This may not be practical in any short term time frame, but it will happen as a strategic necessity.
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