TRUMP: “Open the strait by 8 p.m. or I'll end your civilization”

IRAN: “No.”

TRUMP: “Okay, fine. You want to play hardball, we'll play hardball. How about I agree to all of your terms?”

IRAN: “Yes.”

TRUMP: “Then we have a deal, losers.”

April 09, 2026 - 09:51 UTC

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Meanwhile Isarel:
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old proverb: don't poke the orange pedo turd with a stick
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Nailed it.
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#TACO #trump
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...and Iran is still controlling the flow of freight through the strait, keeping it effectively closed.
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Capitol V for victory as well as victim blaming
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TACO’s secret move!
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Trump at war (at Israel's war)

MIKE LUCKOVICH
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trump is a L.O.S.E.R. Yeah, we spellin' out ya name! L.O.S.E.R!
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The nation is led by a turd in a bad hairpiece, only a turd, technically, is more mentally stable
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The evil, vain, greedy, deranged, demented, delusional, deceitful #orangeDecibyte and its enablers must go. The Hitler regime should have been stopped either.
Let's try #tyrannicide with the help of good ole bad #cholesterol: one clot at a time.
Let's #mockTheDonald #FOTUS #TACO #VPTrump!
#ALText:)
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Welcome to America, where the actors have character, ( well except a certain new citizen of France, and another fellow lost in his own Woods ) and all these other low grade characters take on the chore of acting. But enough about the Resident of the Whitehouse and all his officials and secretary's.
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It's five-card stud:
Iran is holding a strait;
Trump doesn't even have a pair.
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2 and 7 off suit. But he thinks he can convince them he’s got 5 aces
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Trump- is hold all the cards..

Xi- the cards are made in China
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Whom ever leaks the TrumpEpstein child trafficking sx files will become a National HERO! Trump is completely and totally insane with blood lust for war! Remove Trump and his entire corrupt Regime NOW! Trump is a convicted felon, rapest, pedophile MONSTER!!
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LMA0 right ✅
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I think Trump should pack his favorite $1,000 sharpie and personally go to Iran to sign a deal! 😃
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Pretty much.
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