That’s 5 Sabrinas Carpenter

My trinitron is so heavy the casters on my TV cart snapped off

That one isn’t too bad it’s the 36” flat screen version that will crush you flat

No it doesn’t. that’s a 27”, MAYBE a 32”, 200lbs max. I have a 36” that’s only 200 or so. They’re not THAT heavy until you get to the 42” ones (very few were made)

we used to be a proper dynasty, and huanggaozu reigned with honor

If that's accurate, then the £10 IKEA LACK in black-brown (Article Number 801.042.68) is doing a Herculean job.

Minimum

It's genuinely weird carting around modern TVs, like what do you mean I don't need a forklift for this 52 inch samsung