Our "business man" president thinks outside the box.
Like when he asked if we could nuke a hurricane.
From 2019...

I think his die-hard followers call that a 3-D strategic move. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I was just now wondering what in the world they were thinking.

"Here, let us take the blame for the shutdown for you!"

A Blockade is an act of War!

He's a dumber Wyle E. Coyote.

What’s he going to do, blow up
Cargo and Oil Tankers? Who going to do that?

🤡

The Republican Party is full of feral geniuses. Hard to pick the biggest forward thinker in the GOP. Louie Gomhert stands out in their Hall of Fame. Rumor has it he asked the Artemis II astronauts to take a chain and tow the Moon a few thousand miles to change its orbit. 👇 Climate problem solved.

I’m sure our level headed, experienced Secretary of the DoD will talk him out of this. Or maybe our not at all boot licking SoS. Certainly his sage advisor Senator Graham will let him know this is a bad plan. If all else fails, maga always demands well thought out and reasoned plans from him. 😒

It’s one dimensional horseshoe chess.

Running war like his casino.

Very “I know you are but what am I”

All essentially for a religious war - religion(s) he could not possibly give a shit less about... except his main religion - low rent mobster shakedown $$$

The Strait of Hormuz is on double secret probation.

It’s one of the most mind bogglingly stoopid thing Trump has threatened to do and it has a lot of competition.

Trump is so demented and senile. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/04/like-most-americans-i-dont-wake-up.html?m=1

Plus, since he’s effing stupid, demanded that Iran split the tolls with him…

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hoo boy
Grim times, grim.

But you make me laugh through the tears, thank you!

The same genius who suggested drinking bleach. JFC

"You can't kill me if I commit suicide first" so neener, neener.