Just so we’re clear: The Strait of Hormuz was already open before Trump spent $1.8 billion a day on the most stupid war ever. Now Trump has surrendered and Iran controls the Strait. All the MAGA morons need new hats that say “Make Iran Great Again.”

April 08, 2026 - 02:24 UTC

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Yeah, but he's permanently made the price of gas higher for everyone.
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At two million per tanker the markup is paid directly by the consumer at the pump. Somehow in a couple of days the GOP will be falling back in line and the maga bullshit will continue
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Or “Trump Made Iran Great Again”
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Another supporter of the Iran regime having nuclear weapons, who want death to all infidels
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Also, I’m sure they’re greasing his palm or one of his kids will benefit.
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or "America's Worst".
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Worse, Iran charges a toll now, EVEN MORE WORSE, they are going to enrich uranium.
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Yep. bsky.app/profile/hawaiidelilah.bsky.social/post/3mixaphksjk2u
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And I say Trump is making Iran great because he agreed to Iran’s 10
point plan which grants sanctions relief. Also now Iran can make a shitload of money on tolls. This is what happens when you elect a certifiable ignoramus as president.

bsky.app/profile/hawaiidelilah.bsky.social/post/3mixaggbxrk2u
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Why tolls? I’d call them tariffs.
Just because.
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Or, is this part of the plan? They’re buddy buddy with Russia!
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Call me crazy. But if these are indeed all the terms for real. That means only one thing. Someone played h their Epstein card on behalf of Iran or Iran did it for themselves. No other way to view this but as an ass whipping to the USA
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MIGA!
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bsky.app/profile/patricklovellpresentsthecleannewdeal.com/post/3mixbzqijws27
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They need hats with a longer slogan that says “MORON”.
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That MORON and his toadies need to GO ASAP! Trump, Hegseth & Congress shut down the strait, killed innocents, Fd the global economy, burned through billions of tax $ & profited from it. Pedo & Pals need to swing!
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Not just controls it … charging $2 million a ship. So count on more inflation, not just on gas but on everything shipped anywhere.
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Yup. bsky.app/profile/hawaiidelilah.bsky.social/post/3mixaphksjk2u
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This orange deranged, power drunk twat brought us all to the edge of WW3, with an illegal war which should never have been allowed to proceed in the first place. Where are the checks and balances to prevent this happening again in 2 weeks time? This madman must be deposed.
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His war folly fails Make This Make Sense!
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