April 11, 2026 - 01:58 UTC

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Some enterprising lady MUST have all ready done a cow tools video for real.
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i don't get it either...
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lol
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The world was going down the tubes. They needed a scapegoat. They found Wayne.
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Honestly this would be the most on brand cam show of all time
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Cow Tools!
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Isn't this an existing @sineadthefae.bsky.social set?
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Trans people all sharing one brain cell, but it's for art
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I get it 👌
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I get that reference
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Shit, now all I need is a bovine fursuit and a palatable body
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A fuckin’ plus!
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i get it now
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i should start streaming
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I read this as "I should start screaming"
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It’s fun but success is not guaranteed. So be in it for the lodge of the game (:
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I legit laughed out loud. Perfection.
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Nooooooo lollll
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HAHA HAAAAAAA! I'm going to write SEVERAL letters to my local newspaper asking them to explain the joke.
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"And this was a comic you saw?"

"Well I'm not sure."
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Scrolled all of the replies, and as I could tell, no one said the obvious:

CAM TOOLS
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I am entirely too high to be dealing with this.
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What that prongler do?
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Slow clap
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oh
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GOD this is brilliant
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Your mind is actually an incredible treasure.
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I love the “Larson eyes”
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GOD EVEN COW TOOLS HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION NOW FUCK
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Classic
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Ms. HAUS DOES IT AGAIN !
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we have the same niche
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You're Canada's finest artist.
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i love your brain
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I don’t think you realize the levels of seen this makes me feels
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Hot
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this is fucking amazing.
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"i dont get it" then you dont deserve it smh
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lmao I thought it meant scamming but the s was forgotten
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RIP @cowtoolsdaily
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Free @cowtoolsdaily!
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(placing a three-pronged staff to my throat) IF COW TOOLS DAILY IS DEAD SO AM I
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Wait, cow tools daily died? What happened?
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wtf 😧
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cc: @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
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NOOOOOOOO THIS IS HOW IM FINDING OUT 😭😭😭
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Wow.
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three points to milk.
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This one's great
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This is a masterpiece
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
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me when she starts using the prongler 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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This is really something, Haus, hah hah hah.
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Haus tools
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New meme format
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Ok, that got a genuine gufffaw out of me. I shared it with two people and got barely a grunt in response so I guess it's a acquired taste.
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Read this as “Canning” at first.

I was very confused.
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cowdos
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Cow Sex Toys
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An Am erican clas sic .
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The crossover we've been waiting for.
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Is that a prongler in your pocket or are ypu just happy to see me?
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of course this is an immaculate comic but I wanted you to know someone got the "urethra!" in panel 3
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Fuck me this is good
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onlyfarsides
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I was going to say "cowgirl tools". But cowgirl means something else to what I was going for...
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I understand that this is funny but gun to my head I couldn't explain it to you.

I just understand all the shapes needed for funny are present.
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I don’t get it
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Brilliance here.
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my excitement when i realized i know this reference is unmatched
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ah yes, Cow tools
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My old ass loves this.
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@cowtools.org
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camming as a recession indicator
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Cowgirl tools
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Unf
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An actual angel gets its wings every time someone makes a “cow tools” reference. God bless you.🥲
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@shaunvids.bsky.social
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Sexy Cow Tools...
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Cowt ools?

What are cowt ools?
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Took me a second.🤣
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The Gary Larson face is killing me lmfao
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Too a couple of seconds to recognise the Gary Larson vibe

Well done!
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Not everything is for you, Tina!
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Holy shit lmfao
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Trans Tools
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You think you're joking, but that's money right there...
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Mooving
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if you don't get it that means it was a successful recreation
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Cow tools strikes again.
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Top 1% Furthest Side on OF
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My niche:
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Finally

Cowgirl tools
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Haus tools
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"Flash Udders" -- 40 tokens
"Rub Oil on Udders" -- 60 tokens
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hucow tools
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oh my godh
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bravo
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What's the hu part supposed to stand for?
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Cowgirl tools
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I love this.
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Why's this the third account I've seen make this joke today? What's going on in the tool-sphere?
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Everyone on this website is basically just vascillating between thinking of cowtools and thinking of Alf hog at all times.
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@bouletcorp.bsky.social on ne peut pas ne pas te tag sur ça

Désolée si tu es en train de recevoir 100 notifications à la minute 😭
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I was expecting cow dildos daily
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Actually? Perfect.
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@thesoulfulwit.bsky.social please see above
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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👓: Good, that means it's working
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Just got verified to drive door dash! I've been a professional programmer working at DreamWorks and in the games industry for 14 years :)
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Thank you for these Cow Tools, Haus.
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How much for a prongler vid?
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10/10 no notes
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RIP Cow Tools
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i went as cow tools to an office halloween party and got nary a laugh
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@spicyfey888.bsky.social
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Oh hells yeag
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Goddammit
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Oh my god
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gonna be honest, this actually is kinda doin' it for me
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So many levels here
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Cow Tools, but like tool the band?

Is that anything? Fuck
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Milking it for all it’s worth.
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The world always needs more high concept smut. Right now Chuck Tingle is basically carrying the entire genre!
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To err is human, to cow tools is bovine.
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Cinematic literature
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Why can I understand this? What is wrong with me?
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Hot.
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country girls make tools
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I too don't get it, and I thought I knew a fair bit about kink
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Wanted to tag @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social and they're gone?!
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they got nuked from orbit by Gary Larsons pub
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Wow. That ruined my day. ☹️
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They're gone?! Noooo
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bsky.app/profile/luckytrashfox.bsky.social/post/3mhyoohneu22p
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Oh man you know who would have loved this?
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Your cam name should be:
Mary Arson
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I flinched like an abused child, my friend would yap for hours about cow tools
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*sees your Larson ref*
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff crossover episode
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Guys is it bad when the stock chart has a skull symbol on it
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Gotta invest in skulls now
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Time to create a "Reposting Haus of Decline Cow Tools every day until I don't" account
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Holy shit
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I am afraid of the saw
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Rip cowtoolsdaily, he woulda loved this one
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Incredible.
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I think this would actually do disturbingly well honestly
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Ah, very sophisticated
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this made me realize those fuckers killed daily cow tools
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I fucking love you so much
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Exactly two subs and they host a comics podcast and argue in the comments on if it's a sexy situation or not
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Incredible
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You surely haven’t lost your fastball
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