Stick me in the Matrix. 1999 forever. The peak of civilization. GWB is just a Texas governor I only know because of that one Simpsons joke. Trump is just a cameo in Home Alone 2.
Plug me back in.

October 30, 2025 - 20:45 UTC

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Any time I watch the Matrix it's hard not to think that Cypher is the one I would really want to be.
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Morpheus: "your life is a stable 9-5 job by day and hot chicks begging you to go clubbing at night. I can offer you more"

*Later*

"You're a fugitive in an apocalypse. You live on a small submarine now and every meal is flavorless paste. The only entertainment is reading code of the world you knew"
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