I'm just gonna tell the Romans in the afterlife that we invented a wonder and it drove the elderly insane. If they pry, I'll say it was an aether that connected all minds.

August 06, 2025 - 05:04 UTC

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Keep it simple: we mounted Luna and branded our standard on her silvery ass. But as we prepared to make ruddy Mars our catemite, barbarians or something.
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Damn, you made us sound cool. Can you do my PR when we're all burning in Hell?
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I actually got disbarred from Hellcourt after a misunderstanding about George Washington Carver.
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