haven't stopped giggling since I saw this

April 08, 2026 - 16:46 UTC

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"Comes from the same place"

Yeah, it's called the freakzone. Not that they'd have any knowledge of its contents
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I'm reminded of puriteens claiming writing a character in a book having bad things happen to them was the same as doing those things to a real person.

People are wild.
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"giving your villain evil thoughts and desires means the author has those thoughts and desires too!" type nonsense
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I mean, I've definitely read stories where what happens to the protagonist I would classify under the heading of "abusive author", but somehow i don't think thats what they meant.
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Not even the things you're thinking either. It was stuff like writing a character having depression.
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Is this the result of that one person who found out all their friends were fucking and excluding them?
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"Step-bestie I'm stuck~!"
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*slow and wet blink*
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They're recreating all the problems of the Friend Zone concept, but wokely.
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wow that is the worst possible way to try to discuss the dynamic in childhood friend/coworker/stepsiblings stuff
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I will never understand the weird straight people culture thing of needing to find entirely random people you dont know to date like shit Id figure your friends would be the most appropriate group to pick from you already like each other!
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im not convinced that straight people like each other even as friends tbh
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They need to join the Olympics because their mental gymnastics are INSANE.
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Ouughghgh...k*ssing the h*mies goodnight...how l-lewd ouuughghhgsjadhsgkjh
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I almost spat out my drink. I love how funny people can be unintentionally.
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They're right, tho.
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i agree but thats because its hotter that way
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"what are you doing . . . . dude you're my step oomf, cut it out hehe~"
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i need to take a walk after reading this take holy shit LOL
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found-family incest :3
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be8Cvnc3b4g
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So Hate sex with people you don't like is still a go? And of course complete strangers.
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Those certainly are all words... ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿด
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Some people need to get out more.
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You could say that to anyone who has incest fantasy.
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Wait a sec now, who was it that said that the actual fantasy in incest if banging someone without needing to meet new people.
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I mean that's kind of the entire thing to the whole step sibling tropez isn't it?
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When you're demi, the ONLY people you want to fuck are your friends
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A little Oomfcest as a treat
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Some people need to fucking chill
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This is up there with "boruto is basically pedophilia because two of the characters from the original series set like ten years beforehand now have a child and they were minors in that series"

Aged up by the passage of time
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I guess demisexuality = incest, now. No more craving intimacy with people you're close to. Strangers only from now on.

Wonder how this person would feel about my stance on wanting my SO to also be my best friend?
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Their solution is to only fuck people you hate as to mitigate any possible attachment that could be deemed as "degenerate" by people with far too much freetime
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Hate fucking is the only real option for a pure relationship in their eyes. No sense of attachment, no sense of togetherness or love.

Just hate fuck you'll the end of time
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Definitely Tumblr behavior.
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No... we can't, we're mutuals... mmph...
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Step-Mutual! I'm stuck in the window!
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โ€œN-no, weโ€™re oomphs! We canโ€™tโ€ฆ gyah~ w-w-wait ah~โ€ฆ what if our moots see this?!โ€
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Between this and "anal is abusive" we are living in such interesting times
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I'm getting too old for this
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'enjoy the blowjob but REFLECT on it' is gonna be living in my head for a while
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the build-a-galpal forcefem to siscon pipeline claimed another............
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i love being able to just say words whenever i want
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I think my brain short-circuted reading this.
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2026 keeps delivering a whole new level of weirdly memorable hot takes on sex, this is definitely a new one for me.
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That is a very "I cant fuck my cousin so why should you!" type take in that post.
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Brb, adding new tags to my fanfics
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i must be problematic cause thatโ€™s sounds epic and gay and awesomesauce
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People unironically shut down some ships between two unrelated characters because they're "sibling coded" (usually meaning they have a chaotic chemistry)
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Sometimes you have to in order to save the friendship.
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That person clearly doesn't understand how hot some of my friends are
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problematic oomf follower gap ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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wait till they hear about marriage
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Youโ€™re literally family!!!!
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The whole "wanting to fuck your friends because you can't find a date" bit carries a lot of incel energy to it.

I never got why people need to constantly make up rules to invalidate peoples' harmless sex lives. We're all consenting adults not related by genetics, Karen.
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This literally describes what being demisexual is like lol
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Wuh
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Who the hell are they fuckin' if they can't fuck ppl they're friends with????
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Okay okay okay now hold on, I have heard people refer to a friendgroup as their found family there might be somelegs to this.
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oh my fucking god
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Suddenly thinking about all the friends I've banged who I've also called "Bro"
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actually this is true
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people are so fucking funny sometimes
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It certainly turns friendzoning someone into a very different dynamic.
"I love you like a sister...๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
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Honestly based entirely on the people I know it's not really wrong
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...Well. That's. That's new. Um. Hhhhuuuh...
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