Reminds me of when I was in the army, when there some kind of salmonella problem in the MRE's, and the solution was to tell soldiers not to drink the offending milkshake rather than to issue a recall.

April 11, 2026 - 07:10 UTC

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I even came up with a cadence verse for it:

~They say that in the army, the food is mighty fine~

~They give you Salmonella and then hope you do not die~

~Whoa Lord, I wanna go~

~But they, won't let me go~

~Whoa~

~Whoa~

~Whoa~ ~Whoa~ ~Whoa~
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