You don't need to be "in a relationship" with someone to .. you know!
Just saying.
Deals can be made without being i relationships.
Deals like ... green cards ... visas, and other ways to get into countries you would otherwise not be able to get into permanently.

Every time this ghoul appears in my timeline, I make certain I've got wine and popcorn for the MST3K take on the feature-length documentary thing.

(Perhaps "succubus" is the better term for it. Please advise.)

What about the pimp who got you into the US and got your hubby's people to deport his baby mama?

Say that under oath

Lying’ bitch!