don’t forget to set your clocks forward an hour tonight
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My microwave clock is right twice a year
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I'm still writing "an hour ago" on all my checks
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This was bad advice, and my boss wants to know why I'm late.
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sounds like your boss needs to set their own clocks correctly
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I'm gonna keep doing this every few weeks until I elimate all 24 hours
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that’s the spirit
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And I always thought Ben Franklin was the worst.
Touché
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OH, YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU
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I live in the Marshall Islands, so at midnight I have to reset my calendar to October 12th 1992.
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I also drink coffee right before I go to sleep so I can dream faster.
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And then back again tomorrow night
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