“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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“John Jingle Jingleheimer Schmidt!”
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🎵put an antenna
In his hat
Invented by Marconi🎶
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Always thought it was "plucked a feather from his cap..."
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as long as it's not a type of pasta I can live with it
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Oh man... you're gonna want to sit down for this...
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mfw he calls it macaroni
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“yankee” was originally a english slur for the dutch americans, and then we reclaimed it. so if an english person calls you a yank, you can be like “you can’t use that word! that’s our word!”
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*americans reclaimed it, not the dutch. fuck the dutch
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"Macar"
"MACARONI, DOG. He called that shit macaroni, dog."
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fk i snorted
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I didn’t know the bit about Lafayette playing the song back at them when they surrendered, what a great f you.
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Did he call it rigatoni?
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When feathers in caps are misidentified, nine times out of ten, according to a recent study, they are mistaken for some type of pasta.
Usually Linguine.
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Antipasto?
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