My favorite was when the guy said that Afroman accused his brother of being a pedobear and knew his brother had been convicted of... something but no for realsies he had no idea it was because his brother sent dick pics to a minor. He just stopped paying attention totally.

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my fave was when the cop who was so worried about his reputation and Afroman's lawyer asked Didn't your wife steal a felony-amount of money from her employer? and he had to answer yes!
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These can't be real, you're making them up.
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I'm suspecting Afroman could probably make his 400 bucks back and then some by making like... pokemon style cards about everyone's favorite moments during the trial. I'd buy a set.
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