People have been saying I cant go to japan and beat a sumo wrestler in a sumo match, and they link examples of people trying and failing.

The problem is that all those people thought they could win, which is a rookie mistake.

Not me though. I'm actually going to win.

February 09, 2026 - 16:48 UTC

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Ah, I see the difference now
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Someone film the sumo match live, so everyone can see if Wolf can win
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You could use it to lead into some *very* funny Versus Wolves content...
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You know what, go for it, make Yokozuna.
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you should film it since your guaranteed to win.
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Show em the final gamer difference
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Those're people trying and failing.

VERY different from The Final Gamer trying and succeeding.
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Versus wolves sumo arc?
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No more pro wrestling. Only Sumo now
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Hell yeah, built different grindset
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I believe in you
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If you enter a grand sumo tournament, you'll start at the bottom and find out how you stack up. You may even be able to see pretty boy Enho
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Pride before the fall.
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John Walsh, the man who doesn't THINK he

And knowing is half the
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Honey wake up, new Eyepatch Wolf delusion just dropped.
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If you do it, win or lose. It can be used as a weapon against Woolie in vs wolves. Just saying
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Heelpatch Wolf is back, baybee...
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You got this, bro! Rooting for you!
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[Throwing rice towards rhe Wrestlemania sign]
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Winners mentaility
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I hear there are easier and cheaper ways to get violently hugged by large men
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But how many of them involve a budokan crowd? Maybe that's part of it for him
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I have a lot of respect for you Mx Wolf. You're gonna die.
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Bro got shonen energy irl
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bsky.app/profile/zaratustra.bsky.social/post/3ljxdjg7c4k2y
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wasnt this the plot of a Baki arc?
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Same energy: youtu.be/OC375rujZhs?si=JAi3o-Xn55uCSK6a&t=126
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Johozuna.
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Kathy: I've heard this before.
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How do you plan to accomplish this with THESE FOOD PRICES
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See the problem is those people kept letting the sumo get his hands on them, just dont let that happen
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I assume that, like the Serena Williams thing, you have an easier time convincing a sumo wrestler to take pity and lose on purpose than to actually score a point on them
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Why is Eyepatch Trump entering the chat?
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Bro is hitting โ€œI could totally befriend a bearโ€ levels of cap.
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you can do anything you put your mind into
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Please pray for Johnโ€™s bones in this these trying times. Weโ€™re putting together the Go-Fund Me for any Sumo related injuries, please stand by
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Mawashi Wolf pics when?
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Marty Supreme over here.
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