I don’t think I’m the first to make this comparison, it’s just that this tweet lives in my head now:

April 10, 2026 - 16:11 UTC

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This one stuck with me because the inability to see cause and effect was so blatant. I have to remind myself that the average person is probably this oblivious
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I recently learned that a neighbor got a pet bird and his dog Cheese killed it. The neighbor was bereft and went out and bought five more birds!!! None have been eaten (so far!!!) but I was SHOCKED to see the infamous tweet play out in real life.
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