The cure to the male loneliness epidemic™️ is to recruit 10 friends and acquaintances to your plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously, both to enrich yourself and to get one over on the guy who's with your ex-wife. Think of the opportunities for male bonding!

July 29, 2025 - 04:39 UTC

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this is proving difficult for me as my ex-wife strongly resembles an extremely famous actress. Any tips?
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I strongly recommend a Looky-Loo...with a Bundle of Joy.
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I would simply recruit another casino baron, one with whom I’ve had a previous beef but who also hates the baron I am targeting, to help me
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Somehow I don’t see the lonely old men in the senior home taking this up. I could be wrong.
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It would have done my dad so much good in his later years if he’d recruited his brothers and old buddies and done a heist.
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They just need to start seeing a nice lady who works the unmentionables counter at Macy's.
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2017 would like a word 🤣💙
youtu.be/hcdTN5soeQw?si=t3gW6_54PlrwTgtn
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Ocean’s Eleven, but everybody’s Rueben
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Does anybody have the keys to the garbage truck?
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what is the cure for the old lady loneliness epidemic?
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Just conscript one or two, then kill someone with them. More intimate & way less barrier to entry.

Bonus: lonely people make easier murder targets, so you’re burning this problem at both ends.
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I think it would be easier to go to therapy
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I saw a documentary about this once actually, this is true
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Men these days simply do not know enough British explosives experts
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umm no
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it's ocean's 11, dude.

it's a joke.
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#Loneliness #Art
Painting by my father
Carl Köhler (1919-2006)
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You have no idea how much the average man would love to be recruited for a heist.
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Okay but where do I get 10 friends?
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Join a soccer team.
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Me: Hey, wanna join me and 9 others in a crime ring?

Friend: What you talking about? Sounds like a circle jer...

Me: Shut up! I'm talking about a crime ring, robbing a bank!

Friend: The ring I was think about doesn't include prison.

Me: Okay, looking to recruit 9 friends...
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Of course lest we forget once you do all that YOURE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT
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The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is to go to college and find 3 friends of varied/ambiguous races and sexual orientations & stay close while you become shockingly successful in your fields—art, acting, law—while remaining haunted by your trauma until you tragic…wait, this is terrible advice.
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The cure for male loneliness is going to Italy and meeting up with the son of a shipping executive. Nice time had by all.
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So many men would be so much more at ease with themselves if they dressed like Reuben
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You know, the thing with the guy in the place. I’ll never forget it
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I'd never been to Belize.
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I did exactly this. The problem was the guy my ex is with looks like George Clooney and even on a good day I don't look like Andy Garcia.
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I can't help but think some (very strange and lonely) men out there would go through all that and bitch that Julia Roberts didn't wait for them after their last mid life crisis.
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The cure to the male loneliness epidemic™️ is to recruit 9 friends to return some jewelry to a volcano
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Vegas starting its days with yoga gives the city a surprising calm edge. I explored how wellness fits into the new luxury travel scene if you’re curious: bsky.app/profile/alexcornici.bsky.social/post/3lxsq4npnaz2k
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It will work well once but lose its effectiveness if you do it two more times
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So then just swap it out for women, and you can reboot the whole franchise.
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That’s still a very well done and enjoyable watch for me. Thanks for putting it back on my radar. 🙂
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New follower for this one! lol
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As my mother would say “it’s an activity.”
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Creative too, in its way. There's a theatre portion, acrobatics, use of heavy armaments. Ticking lots of boxes
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That would be a cracking movie!
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I like it, but let’s add the Mass Effect 2 recruitment/loyalty missions into the mix so you can get some true bonding beforehand.
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Sounds like a movie with George Clooney. Think they have already done that film a number of times
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I would forego the chance to work with Pitt, Clooney, Damon, etc. if I could avoid having to interact with Caan and Affleck.
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It always starts all Ocean’s 11 but turns out kinda Reservoir Dogs…
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I don’t know the getaway driver looks like he’s missing his prom
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The only way for that to happen is we all need to be an expert in something. Otherwise this is just a pipe dream and my ex wife has now run off with a casino owner.
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This is exactly the consensus of the @killjamesbond.bsky.social team on their Oceans 11 episode.
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Love it
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A bit more interesting than the Men's Shed in my neighborhood
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Hell yeah, 3000 miles to Graceland
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How about 10 guys and start a jazz band?
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Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house.
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this actually sounds like the best idea I've heard. Maybe instead of money we could `heist` the masks from an ICE office? Or heist people out of Alligator Alcatraz?
#HeistForGood
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And that’s before the sequels! I mean subsequent opportunities.
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🤣
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bale monding
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This does in fact meet the "be gay, do crimes" rhetoric I support.
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Heisting is a homosocial activity 👍 @killjamesbond.bsky.social
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The Ocean's Eleven team is a nice, healthy collection of men of various demographic backgrounds, who SUPPORT each other and ALLOW each other ROOM for EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITY, and they also ROB CASINOS.
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Not sure what practicing therapist would be against this advice
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this is unironically the cast of Will Wight's The Last Horizon series, except half the crew are also girlbosses
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Rob Casinos would be a beautiful name for a baby boy.
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To be fair they only robbed one casino in the first movie.
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Brad Pitt needs to get his nervous eating under control, but yeah.
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i just want to rob cash. credit transactions dont hit the same for me and the boys
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you can even learn about the land of basher's birth, jolly old england
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I’m sure whole theses have been written on this, but just dawning on me that the appeal of these buddy movies isn’t the heist or mission, but the relationships. Even Marvel. It sure takes a lot of production budget to get us guys to feel something. Nancy Meyers just needs a fabulous beach house.
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We tried to tell them the cure... treat us with respect and stop raping us.

They went... "nahhhh" and elected a pedophile/sexual predator who made racism cool again and is trying to send us back to the kitchen.
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[sensing new Las Vegas themed-casino to attract guys that cannot distinguish movies from real life. Like escape rooms - "Come see if you and your friends can rob us!"]
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"If you win you get back your ex-wife or girlfriend, who cannot stand your buddies and left you."
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Must watch it every time it’s one!
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You know what cured MLE in my day ?

The draft...

Trump kicks sand in the wrong face, you're likely to see a return of it.
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You’ve been practicing that skeet, haven’t you?
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And think-- they never waste a second on social media because it doesn't exist
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i'm not a man, but i am lonely.

Perhaps i can recruit 7 like-minded people.
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The "Proud Boys" are not the solution...a little compassion and empathy instead of ridicule would be nice though...
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Who owns the trademark on "male loneliness epidemic"...it's being commercialized now???😢
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Put laser guns in Brokeback Mountain & it's suddenly a dudebro fest.
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Emily “Babe,” have you considered that you may be encouraging men to commit serious crimes that could lead them to prison?
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i've found patient zero of the lonely male epidemic!

it's you.
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it's a reference to a movie.
a really popular one.
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