Oh... Oh no!

April 09, 2026 - 16:18 UTC

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@psywhite.bsky.social how scared should we be as a lady well versed in Resi knowledge.
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Ohhhhhh nooooo! 😂😂
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Just what the doctor ordered
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Okay I'm muting this now.
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coward alert!
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its real
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Oh...

Oh NO 😱
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"Our customers are the real S.T.A.R.S. here!"
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Ruh roh....
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NAW
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My local pharmacy (here in the UK) has this one brand they use for all their generic medicines and plasters, and various other accessories (pill storage boxes, massagers etc etc.) it always makes me giggle.
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Worst part: Parasol is a subsidiary of Umbrella in universe 💀
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so it begins....
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J'ai lu absurdy
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Itchy tasty!
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Hmmm...
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Here at Parasol Medical we have antibiotics that treat bacteria like TYRANTS! Viruses and Bacteria are our NEMESIS.
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www.parasolmed.com/

so uh it doesn't actually look to be a joke or anything, a cursory scan of their website looks... normal

so they just don't know
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"infection control" YEAH I'M SURE YOU DO
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The company was founded in 2013 I believe. So they have to know. There is no way they don't. This particular box is full of sterile media fill testing kits.
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"We assure you we're only working on non-military medical uses."
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" Parasol " is definitely " We wanted to be Umbrella, but fiction beat us to it, so. "
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... get the shotgun... now.
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Here it comes. Get ready.
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That's not a parasol....it's an umbrella!!
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UHM
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:/
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So, there were no nerds involved in the naming/branding of that corporation?

Actually, that's not surprising, come to think of it. Pretty sure most corporate executives are illiterate
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no given the logo the more likely scenario is videogame nerds were very much behind the name
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I had to go check if this was like an actual company or something someone cooked up with Photoshop and I have learned that parasol medical is absolutely real. This is their real actual logo too lmao
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Oh great...
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Oh Owo
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I visited www.parasolmed.com/ and saw that it was www.whois.com/whois/parasolmed.com, but there’s no information about the company’s history. I just wanted to confirm that the founder is a Resident Evil fan. 😛 ^Ed
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Don't take these just get some green herbs and some red herbs and mix them.
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"We call our breakthrough product Teev-Iris"
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It gets WORSE residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Parasol
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The logo design firm's artists when they got the client to approve that design had to be fucking celebrating that they actually pulled it off 'x.D
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noooo no no no no
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OH NO!!!!!!!!
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what, they are a completely legitimate company
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yes? been around for many years- heard of covid?
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Yup! They make medical equipment. This box is sterile testing supplies.
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"Ah, here's our top scientist- Billy Wirkin, and our head of security- Alfred Whisker"
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better go grab some 'erbs
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Itchy tasty 👀
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@meltedmasks.me 🤕
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"just tilt the logo up a bit, nobody will think it's us"
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They have to know, there's no way they don't know.
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Somewhere in the office, a nerd is surprised they got away with it.
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Let me guess... they've made things like the "D & B Vaccines"?
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someone should tell them...
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youtu.be/Q5TxO02ax9o
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Do.... Do they know
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They have to
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I prefer my local place, Brolly Clinic.
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You think that's bad....

umbrellalabs.is/
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me and my friend went down the rabbit hole on this company a bit ago, all the parent company links kind of go nowhere and all of their products are some sort of steroid and the equipment is stuff you would use for measuring drugs. So its most likely a drug front.
so yeah
it gets worse.
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I think this is where you go to become RFK Jr based on the embed.
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That's illegal in so many ways
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LEAVE
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Dw guys I got Mr. X
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Are side effects both itchy and tasty?
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"We made the Umbrella Corporation from the popular zombie horror/action franchise, Don't Invent The Umbrella Corporation"
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Simple. Elegant. 👏👊 Fantastic.
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Havent seen those guys in about a year.

RIP Liquid Love Brewing
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This is nice and all, but did you know:

www.infektionsschutz.de/

The german webpage for infection control...

(They use this logo for yeeeeears now XD)
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We're all going to die down here.
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Oh dear…
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deer
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"Our business is life itself."
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Say what you will about the movies, but this being their slogan did genuinely slap
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oh.

Oh No.
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Average Buffalo Grove buisiness
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someone picked this as a joke and the board took it seriously, by which point they couldn't say anything

oh dear
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Will we expecting a viral outbreak 30 years in the making later this year?
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oh deer.
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I think about this every time I conduct a media fill. They had to know what they were doing.
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Yup that's what's in the box media fill kits
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I much prefer zombies to maga people.
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😬
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