Have you seen his waterfall budget, Elrond can’t handle money for SHIT

February 27, 2026 - 16:06 UTC

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When Gollum ruins your "Frodo will personally destroy the One Ring" bet at the last minute
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frodo what's your draftkings login it's very important and I have three minutes to kickoff
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show us the kalshi balance elrond
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All that bling isn’t free
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the lord of the rings is really just guys & dolls with swords
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How many missed calls from Elrond you think are there on Shohei's phone?
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When that parlay hits and you can afford the casino buffet
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Is that why elves don't like dwarves? They're in hock to them ?
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Celebrimbor creating his own ShitCoin and Sauron was in on the rug-pull.
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"As soon as she gets that joint bank account, the heat can finally cool down"
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I have a promo code for a free $500. I can't miss out on this!
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Thranduil when he checks his credit score after his weekly wine-buying spree
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Unlike Dracula, who knows how to build a sensible portfolio
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Vehemently argues against the rings, gets one on his finger and immediately makes an impossible to find valley decorated like a Russian oligarchs fever dream
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Telling your dwarf creditors "I can pay something on it" in the most elegant way imaginable
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who was that one coach who had a trout pound in his foyer? I know Elrond's got him beat
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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Jewelry and Swords $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is going to the undying lands
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Elrond was one of the only dudes not taken in by Sauron’s MLM scheme, show some respect.
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The current state of American sports is basically Elrond telling Isildur to cast legalized sports gambling into the fire and being told No.
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Bro is spending the GDP of a small country on silk robes and conditioner
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Elrond asking the Valar for a 8 ball and $2 million
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