thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

March 19, 2026 - 20:51 UTC

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Do you know why dogs lick their balls?
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Grok, make this a video in the style of 2 Stupid Dogs and show feet
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That's a deep cut: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_TTHbHXswY
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idk how to twist this post into a reply about my weed whacker. i’m stumped. just give it back, my lawn looks like shit.
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you dont need a machine to whack those weeds
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The dog is looking at that weed whacker with deep curiosity
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Ew, lawn. Cringe
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hey I heard you are abnsky
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Claws in the wrong places…
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to be fair, my dear departed beagle Higgs used to jack off to decorative gourds
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Jarking it (it’s jerking and barking at the same time)
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fucking hope so
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I will utilize AI intelligence to start a new human epoch. Dumb dog men will talk to anime women is ways you could never comprehend. It will cost 14 billion gallons of water
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Eh, we got 370 quintillion gallons, seems like a fair expenditure (/s)
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Fuckin poetry
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Unlike Gen A.I, this is art.
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I dont get it
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He's right, you know...
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just a bunch of wet dog carrot sticks ejaculating on the ruin of america
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dril maybe
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Still got it
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I'm glad they let you back on this website
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😎
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We don't need AI for that. We never did.
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People have got to stop using AI. It’s built by the very humans who are the reason society is as it is today. First they tried to use technology to figure out nature to manipulate it and failed, then decided to point technology to humans to figure you out and manipulate you.
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People have got to stop using AI. It’s built by the very humans who are the reason society is as it is today. First they tried to use technology to figure out nature to manipulate it and failed, then decided to point technology to humans to figure you out and manipulate you.
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People have to stop using AI. It’s built by the very humans who are the reason society is as it is today. First they tried to use technology to figure out nature to manipulate it and failed, then decided to point technology to humans to figure you out and manipulate you. It can&will be destroyed.
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Accurate.
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But not a dog with articulated knees, because then Payment Processors would have issues with it
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Yeah, you can't give me money anymore.
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The first society collapse with dank memes.
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*that we know of
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Dogs don't find this too derivative?
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"American Century of Humiliation? That's some good content!"
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This decline is brought to you by SkillShare
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i can
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“Could” but won’t. Because it’s not real. Dogs always know.
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jesus christ wint
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gork is this true?
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Did Genndy Tartakovsky write this post?
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*sighs in Feline*
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not this dog
WOOF
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My dog likes the old stuff so I kept the VCR.
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Yeah if y'all could hurry it up the rest of the world would be really happy
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Isn't that great, USA?
In Europe, the joke was: The USA is the only country launched straight from barbarism into decadence.

Now you're proving us our joke was spot-on.
Fucking idiots.
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