No matter how old, and broken down, and fat, and slow I have become over the years, I still hold the bedrock belief, way down in my bones, that if I could manage to catch or deflect the antlers on the first charge, I could definitely take a adult dear in a cage match.
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i'm going to finally be that person and say I can catch and takedown any adult I hold dear in a cage match, antlers or no
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Playing that part of Twilight Princess where farmboy Link grabs goats by the horns and turns them so that they fall over had me thinking "seems pretty easy tbh"
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And I'm not saying it's something that I, like, 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to do, but...I'm also not saying that I'd definitely turn down the opportunity.
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I'm not sure if I'm more consternated by the fact that swipe typing led to the typo substitution of "dear" for "deer", or that no one has gleefully jumped at the opportunity to point it out.
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Bonesaw's Ready!
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Wat about the hooves
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Ask @gigaboots.com how how effective kicking me is.
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