The text, to the best of my ability:
"Since release on September 26th 1996 Command & Conquer™ and Command & Conquer,™ The Covert Operations have sold OVER A MILLION units on PC CD-ROM. That's one every ??? seconds! No wonder it was Game of the Year in ???, Italy and overall European Game of the Year

April 09, 2026 - 16:37 UTC

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Coming soon for ???, MAC CD-ROM, Saturn and Playstation".
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Ok, so I fucked up the release date. Where's my edit option? And now that I look at it... was it game of the year in GERMANY, and Italy? Was that what motivated this particular gag???
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missing text I think is "win '95"
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Win 95 I think?
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