We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.

March 30, 2026 - 01:25 UTC

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Surely they should be called printass.
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yeah, these days you gotta print onto the special laser transfer sheets and apply those if you want temporary-tattoo-style prints on the ass.

And it's whole pain!
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And yes it does print on ass. Bad part it's a few grand and the cartridges are a small fortune. But hey you are printing on ass. So if you have to label your hookers you got fuck you money...

youtube.com/shorts/HE2VCdxgOPQ?si=PTVcWqg5D3xFge7I
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If we 3d print asses, what’s left?
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Big Tattoo killed this.
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LOL this was very clearly someone's fetish
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All my printers are ass
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Wow.
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Can I pay for my ass printer with ass pennies?
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They use similar devices to print on eggs. In the UK, every egg sold in the shops carries a code showing the farm it came from.
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Now that's some Oddware I'd love to see covered on @lgr-yt.bsky.social
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the natural companion device to putting your ass on the scanner/photocopier
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I wanna know how useful this was, I can see it fucking up the print if you move it too fast
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or too slow
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where did the cord(s) go? none of the pics show any
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well, in the ass, duh!
(sorry not sorry)
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The 80s reboot of Closely Watched Trains just didn’t hit the same
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ass printer says what
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Give me the ass print
and free my soul
I want a QR code
on my rotten hole
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<buzzing burning smell>
Man: “How do you spell ‘PRINTAPE’?”
Partner: “Wait, what?”
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The Cure for the Common Ass-Printing
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Checking today's date... Haha!
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Checking the actual post date... Oh...
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pretty sure i saw a current version of this thing on cold ones....
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idk how much it says abt me that I thought it was a weird angle of someone's shoulder...
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