If Trump wants to steal Greenland, he doesn't need tanks or missiles. He can just tell Microsoft and Oracle to brick the entire Danish state and all of its key firms, blocking their access to their email archives, files, databases, and other key administrative tools.

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If Denmark *still* holds out, Trump can brick all their tractors, smart speakers, and phones. If Denmark *still* won't give up Greenland, Trump could blackhole all Danish IP addresses for the world's majority of transoceanic fiber.

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At the click of a mouse, Trump could shut down the world's supply of Lego, Ozempic, and delicious, lethally strong black licorice.

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