this is the kind of question the medieval catholic church would have schismed over

April 03, 2026 - 16:43 UTC

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and correctly! I find all my proposed responses horrifyingly Paddington-centric.
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A schism? Right in front of my salad?!
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Or schismed on.
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cub, obvs
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