Eric Adams removing his MAYOR windbreaker, replacing it with his EARTHQUAKE MAYOR windbreaker, and then driving his car down the sidewalk.

April 05, 2024 - 14:48 UTC

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He wishes that this cop was back on the force today.
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"This is a place where every day you wake up and your way to getting yourself a slice you could end up experiencing an earthquake or get baptized in the M&M Store while pieces from Boeing planes are falling from the sky! This is the Greatest City in the MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS!"
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Lol
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can't for him to announce he single-handedly defeated the earthquake in front of an EARTHQUAKE ACCOMPLISHED banner
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"The earthquake as a 5.5, but Eric's administration is dedicated to delivering a 10 out of 10 every time. [weird laugh] This is New Yalk."
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may your temblors be assemblers 'round the table of success
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100%
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you always say it exactly right 👏
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must be the gross gas
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This has real potential. Honestly, I can’t wait to see where he goes with it.
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Some aide trying to set up an "earthquake benefit" at a restaurant with 74 code violations
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a NFT-only restaurant where you receive Crypto-Cop "collectibles", for "charity"
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Serving tectonic plates to the table of success
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Inject them faults
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Hit the music
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Have the rats been accounted for?
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Oh I'm sure they're doing well.
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I am loving all of these skeets about Adams. So glad the earthquake had such a positive effect on us all.
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😅😅😅
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Climbing out of his spaceballs escape pod
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"Mr. Mayor, SHOULD such events be possible if we are living on a flat Earth?"
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CLEARLY this is all because of those crystals under New York giving off too much special energy.
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I imagine he is visiting the Crystal Vaults now to make sure everything is okay, and recharge his "energy core"
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Now I want to see the NYC version of Shin Godzilla
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A 7.2 would be 400 times worse
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I just learned that the earthquake was able to get into the city because a CRIMINAL gave the emergency gate an extra big push on their way out of the Fulton St. 2/3 :(
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Killing 3 families and a dog walker but who is counting?
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"New York is the Pacific Rim subduction zone of America!"
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Takes the podium in his EARTHQUAKE MAYOR windbreaker for the photo op conference and an aftershock immediately drops a crane on a dog walker in the background.
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Let my shakers not leave craters in the bedrock of success.
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clearly we need to double NYPD overtime and have the national guard patrol *checks notes* the earth
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How deep can we get 5G service
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Going down into the 3rd water tunnel to personally speak with the crystals.
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Caledonia tumbles into the sea/
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale
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let your QUAKERS be your BAKERS in the . . . bakery of success
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