”unconditional surrender”

April 08, 2026 - 11:09 UTC

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Quite. But I am sure Trump has won the special Cooperation Remarquable Astonishing Peace, CRAP prize.
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Need to find a corrupt international sporting body to present it.
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WTActualF@ck?
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Trump remains a clear and present danger to the world though. And, until he goes, this endless cycle of chaos will continue. Not least because it is financially very profitable for those on the inside.
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Well, Tr*mp blinked.
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Well…it is today. Tomorrow, next week maybe not.
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Shhh! Just tell him it’s a glorious victory and we can all move on…
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What about the magic beans, Trump must have got some magic beans ???
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These are the same terms Iran offered during the 48 hour window previously.

These are the same terms they offered before and after the threat of genocide was made.

This is an absolute capitulation by the US regime.
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Ooof. Iran not mucking about!
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USA needs to take a long hard look at themselves. This is a sensible list written by smart diplomats, complete with points to give away in negotiations. Whereas the USA can't even issue a press release because Trump will have tweeted something contradictory before the ink is dry
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Appreciate that this is the "opening offer" but for Iran to feel they are in a position to make the those demands is astonishing.
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Art of the deal
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Abject surrender!
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Also workable because USA doesn't have to pay reparation, everyone else does.
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See (8)
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Their "fundamental" commitment is to extreme religious insanity which is a problem for any commitment to non-aggression ...
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This has clearly been a very good way to dissuade Iran from developing nuclear weapons.
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