“welcome back we have so much to tell u”

“thanks we are glad to be back on earth and looking forward to taking that well deserved holiday cruise thru the hormuz strait”

“welcome back we have so much to tell u”

April 11, 2026 - 03:25 UTC

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I missed the Darthbernation?! 🤯
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Far side of the moon amazing!! Near side of the USA… well… um …
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😂
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They're going to wish they were still up there for a few more years.
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🖖
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We’re sorry😞
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you got $2 million in cold hard cash darth?

...

darth?

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darth?
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I'm just happy that they saw the dark side of the moon. 🤘
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Malfunctioning space toilet versus Earth politics? I might take the space toilet
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Rescue crew arrives to find the door still locked.

Note on the glass says. “Did it happen?”

Recuse crew shakes head.

Second note appears, “No thanks, all good in here”
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“Welcome back, the former mayor of New York is now an Albanian.”
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"but good news, Queen AOC is gonna handle him"
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😹😹😹
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have a nice weekend darth
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Carl's Jr. went bankrupt
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“glad to be back. do you think I could sell this empty nutella jar online?”
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"Did anything happen while we were gone?"

"Let's talk about something else"
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One of my friends has been hiking for 3 days and he asked me today if he's missed anything
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