Star Wars isn't about the Jedi or the Skywalkers or hope or mythology or any of that. Star Wars is about seeing a weird little space guy in the background of a scene when you're a kid and then obsessing over that weird little space guy for the rest of your life.
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Here you go... that one Star Wars episode that you could have sworn you've seen as a kid, but nobody else seems to remember.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=apLxQtTg0tM
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It always made me a little sad when the guy we knew as Turd Face or Space Chicken Head got retconned to Merip Manoon or Gemp Ganloo and was secretly a member of the Rebel Alliance. Like every other character in every public space.
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Bossk stan 4 ever!!!
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Potentially the best character in the entire franchise. Can't go wrong with a weird lizard man.
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Normal person watching Star Wars: light sabers are cool af

Me watching Star Wars: that's a Duros that's an Aqualish that's a Trandoshan that's a Toydarian that's an Ishi-Tib that's a Nemoidian that's a Geonosian that's a Jawa that's a Clantooinian that's a Devaronian that's a Dathomiree Zabarak tha
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weird little guys undefeated
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The fact that every bounty hunter in Empire Strikes Back has a name and a series of books about them is pretty incredible. Dengar, Bossk, IG-88 have less than a minute of screen time yet I know their names 45 years later.
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zuckuss fucking rules i put him in every dark side deck i made in the 90s card game

greedo was my boy tho, the way his voice sounds is so sick
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I love them all. I would buy any book that featured them when I was growing up.
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Star Wars isn't about learning the complicated backstory and redemption arc of Boba Fett. Star Wars is about seeing Boba Fett, a silent robot man, get unceremoniously eaten by a desert monster and then still committing to making him the core of your entire personality.
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Seeing Nien Nunb and going
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still think he should've kept the moustache
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The problem is, this worked better when you couldn't just Google who the silent robot man is. You had to WORK to make him your entire personality.
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I find it funny how much the fandom hypes up Boba Fett as this cool mysterious guy when he’s really kind of a loser lol
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Please know that this isn't a diss on Star Wars. It's a testament to its power as a work of fiction that so many people fell in love with weird dudes from the OG trilogy that they spent most of the 90s buying "essential guides" on the off chance that they made an appearance in them
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So true!
Unfortunately I only have terrible photos, but love this OG style sheet for the cantina cahracters with little rough sketches of all the characters and costumes.
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Billy Davies!
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He deserved a medal.
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The important part of Star Wars is puppets and masks and models, and I feel sad when someone can't appreciate that
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Star Wars is seeing R5-D4 show up in The Mandalorian and referred to by name and getting absurdly excited and having to explain this 5 second character’s existence to your wife and child.
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Some robot guy who was probably knocked together in 10 mins by the FX team using the exhaust system of a Ford Escort
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Me making this goofball and his doofy little tunic the star of every home action figure scenario when I was a kid:
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I definitely went through a Nien Nunb phase for a bit as a kid.
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Oh yeah I was a big hammerhead guy
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Star Wars: A Glup Shitto Saga
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I think the weird little guys are quintessential to its main theme of growing up and discovering the endless possibilities of the world (making good on your dreamy staring at the twin sunset, as it were). Yeah there might be stormtroopers beyond the farm, but also interesting funny little guys!
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And considering how many "official" sequels, prequels and spinoffs they've made, weird little guys are the last bastion of creative interpretation for fans. We know what happened to Darth Maul now. But those bizarre background creatures? That's all on us.
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This post is gonna be what finally pushes me into "Sy Snootles cosplay," friend
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I am honored
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