Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

March 16, 2026 - 00:53 UTC

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I love the internet
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Sometimes it can be fun.
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you know who else had the initials J.C.?
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*nods knowingly*

Jim Caviezel
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β€œMy eyes see SINNERS!”
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β€œlol, y’all didn’t follow any of the instructions I left, TF?”
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Wyatt I’m so sad that you’ve broken contain after you folded the cookie biz
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Meh. I have broken contain dozens of times. It's why my business blew up.

I just wish I would have made this skeet from my podcast account instead of my personal one.
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I mean, the account is JC's Alter Ego.
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Read this one in Matt Rose's voice
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Apparently my original quote was deleted when I cleaned up my profile, and I felt like it's a timely quote.
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Hoppy Easter.
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Recontextulization humor at its FINEST. XD
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Nearly choked to death trying not to wake my family up laughing. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Yeah fr I think he'd be really impressed by 21st century cinema! Imagine if that was the first moving picture you saw.
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When people talk about JC they're talking about Jerry
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Well, he is the most famous and influential example of the undead. Doesn't suck blood but does ask to be invited into your heart.
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I mean it's a great movie
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I laughed wayyyyy to hard at this.
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Mother. Fucking. Typos.
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Can't come soon enough; the Rapture will clean up an awful lot of morons and zombies.
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I'm personally waiting for Jesus' YouTube reaction to 'Wake Up Dead Man."
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A+++ post
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I highly doubt Jesus would be a world of Warcraft player. If, then probably in the free trial option.
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They deserved best picture! I am so frustrated
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