As is tradition, a page from my unmade sequel to PASSION OF THE CHRIST, PASSION OF THE CHRI2T

April 05, 2026 - 19:35 UTC

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This is art.
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Didn't they film an actual sequel recently?
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Yes. I've been reposting this for YEARS now.
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Would have worked. 2026 Rock has lost so much weight he doesn't scare anyone
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Is THAT why you abbreviate you first name?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DAMMIT Cargill

This is EXACTLY why I can't sell a script; you're flooding the market with gold like this!

😜
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THIS is why Angel Studios exists.
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No notes.
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Here’s your Oscar, Mr. Cargill
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Oooo sweet
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Omg! I don’t have real money to entice you to let us read more, may I interest you in some H-E-B iced tea and some tangerines??
( i realize that this one page may be all there truly is…but i’d read/watch this)
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Having just listed to The Space Within, this, as an episodic podcast, is plausible. I’d like to voice the part of Jesus. 😬🎤
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PA22ION OF THE CHRI2T: Part 6 of the ill advised expanded universe.
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The BCU (Bible Cinematic Universe) 😆
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That sounds far more interesting than Mel's movie!
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NGL, reads like it could have come from the sequel to Lamb...
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You'll be hearing from Mr. Johnson's lawyers... for stealing his manuscript!

(Unless yours has the balance of power tip in favor of Jesus.)
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Electric Boogaloo?
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Dominic Toretto: the power of FAMILY will allow it. The Father, The Son and the HOLY SPIRIT (me) will prevent the Rock from blocking Chri2T from his destiny
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If Kevin Smith's next film isn't called Dogm4 I'm going to be upset.
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Was “2 Passion, 2 Christ” already trademarked?
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2 Christ 2 Passionate
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Heavy “Matrix Reloaded” vibes here Jesus must face the “great” architect.
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Coming Summer 1987 from -
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2Passion2Christ?
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Passion of the Christ 2: Dawn of the Ressurection

Dwayne Johnson will be in almost any project, it seems, but has anyone reached out to Willem Dafoe about this yet?
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How could Hollywood pass on this? It's gold from page one.
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No doubt would’ve been better than whatever the fuck Mel is doing. He couldn’t even get Caviezel back! AND he’s up against high profile movies next year! He think people wanna see a 2-part sequel? He’s delusional.
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2 Christ, 2 Serious
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I like QT's version better:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqISX2o0a4A
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So... what the Rock is cooking is an Easter Morning Smackdown - Alive on PPV?
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The Passion of the Christ
2 Passion 2 Christs
The Passion of the Christ: Jerusalem Drift
Passion & Christ
Passion Five
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