Michelle Obama: Kids eat healthy and exercise

Dr. Jill Biden: Women and girls stay in school, get an education.

Melania Trump: I never had a relationship with child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

April 10, 2026 - 00:42 UTC

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Be best!
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the contrast here is brutal. what gets me is she didn't say "I never knew him" - she said she never had a "relationship." that's a very specific word choice from a very specific lawyer-approved statement.
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You forgot,”my visa expired and I was in the U.S. illegally” for years. Then got knocked up by a dishonest POS that steals money from everyone including but not limited to childhood cancer charities.
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Two truths and a lie 😒
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i don't know him. lately.
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That’s just slightly better than her previous slogan, “Anal costs extra.”
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the lady doth protest too much…
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The Russian Honeypot went from Epstein's fuckjet to Noem's fuckjet.
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o shit
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Melanie’s response is more lIke sell your pussy to rich man and then make fuck.
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the best part is how she's probably lying too
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Michelle and Jill: "See? This is what happens to girls who don't get the education they need! Don't be like Melania!"
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The difference is stark and truthful!
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Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.
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And don’t forget Hillary Clinton, “It takes a village to raise a child.”
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Exactly. And guess which 1st ladies got the most disrespect?
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You beat me to it...by 60 seconds
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"EYE DEED NAWT HAV SEZZUAL RELAYSHUNS WEET JEFREE ESHSTEIN"
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It depends on your definition of eeez.
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Melania next month: I never had a relationship with child sex trafficker Donald Trump.
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Hillary Clinton: Health care for everyone.
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The First Skank Strikes Again!!
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She has a relationship with a serial child rapist, possible murderer, and Jeffrey Epstein's bestie.
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Even Republican first ladies before her and normal messaging
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Laura Bush for sure.
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Even “Just say no”.
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Like the nerve of her coming out front and center as the First Lady and her first words “I don no nevr nuew epstien and nevr met his gurl friend.
dey make lie I was knot in piktur wit Dee guy ho he name epstien,
I tell trud fur furst time, it wus huzban who n Dee file knot me. I wolk awaue now.
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It was the first speech Melania didn't plagiarize from Michelle Obama....
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I mean…
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Two truths and a lie.
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Exactly
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Also, be best.
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Covie you are the funniest person on here.
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👏👏👏
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But I did some nude modeling, and voluntarily procreated with the ignorant lowlife currently degrading every moral and legal standard America has established, every accomplishment it has achieved, every relationship it's built, plus it's reputation and overall standing in the world, so there's that.
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She probably thought that coming forward first with her own version of the truth will exempt her from testifying in front of Congress. Did it work in her favor? 😆 🤣 😂 😹 Nope
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Except we've known the truth for years. She met her husband through Epstein.
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Rather ironic in that Jeffrey introduced Melanie to Donny numbnuts.
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I feel like there's a blue dress somewhere in her closet.
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Maybe a blue thong
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Pretty much sums it up.

You might have omitted one detail:

MAGA: Melania is the classiest First Lady we ever had.

There, I feel better now. 🤨🙄
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Gee.. which one of these is a lie?? 🤔🤨😑🙄
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I, for one, have never had to hold a bizarre press conference denying any involvement with a child sex trafficker. Jeez, there are photos of her making out with Epstein.
Something big is about to drop & Melania is terrified.
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It’s all about family values and being a good Christian
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And it’s not even true
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Melania - such a
CLASS-LESS “lady”
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Money doesn’t buy class! Look how they live. Tacky all the way!
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heartwarming
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Nope, never.
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"To be fair, she helped children stay active, too."

Is a joke I would say, if I was a terrible person.
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That's terrible.

So am I.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nancy Reagan: Just say no!
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And only 1 is lying
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"I am not a whore!"
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Genocide Joe: Welcome home
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