This is brilliant.

Everyone knows the boy can only focus on one shiny object at a time.

Please, keep reminding him of Panama. No one cares if we invade Panama.

January 20, 2026 - 20:47 UTC

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To be clear, he’s not going to invade Panama and he’s not going to invade Greenland. But old man yelling about Panama doesn’t bring the world order to a screeching halt.
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