Well then I am about to contain high levels of lead

April 03, 2026 - 03:48 UTC

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it’s only the beginning. the cancer numbers are going to explode under lunatic kennedy.
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Any particular brand or just all the dino nuggets?
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"Dinosaur chicken" is redundant.
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Why the fuck is this posted by Polymarket, and not, y’know, a government agency or watchdog organization of some kind? FFS.
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Are you going to take the over or under?
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High lead chicken nuggets is the primary diet of polymarket users.
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polymarket is probably about as reliable as those two other things at this point
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Not sure why polymarket shared it, but it's coming from USDA www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-alerts/fsis-issues-public-health-alert-frozen-dinosaur-shaped-ready-eat-chicken-nuggets-due
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this is what the mobster in the home alone movie within a movie "angels with filthy souls" meant when we was gonna pump that guy's guts full of lead. just wanted to feed him a nice chickenuggey dinner :-(
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Someone had to shoot the dinosaurs to make the nuggets.
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Should have known that was unwise.
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Same reaction I had to the radioactive shrimp announcement 😂
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Smart. Don't have to wear that ugly vest when you get an x-ray
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If only that were our biggest problem.
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Lead causes irreversible brain damage ... just FYI.
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So, lead poisoning killed the dinosaurs?
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Nothing a little chelation therapy can’t fix!
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Are we betting on this statement, or is it a fact?
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No dinosaur though?
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oh no no there is
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If you have enough it will probably protect you from radiation
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Lemons into Lemonade:
Dinosaur nuggets
- ngg
+ bll
=Dinosaur bullets

Minimal re-lettering required
No longer require refrigeration
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Don't know how to alt text this, but it's the two clasped hands meme, and it says that gas and Walmart nuggets are both dinosaur products with too much lead in them.
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This headline has been so widely circulated that people need to stop asking me why I am so dumb. This is why.
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"i contain multitudes... of leady dino nuggs"
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Hold on are they made from bald eagles
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Everything tastes like chicken, even dinosaurs
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Dinosaur-shaped Therapod descendent nuggets is the perfect cicle of history's poetic irony.
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[threateningly] eat lead!

then you are handed a 12pc
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WTF kind of partying do dinosaurs do? No wonder they went extinct
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We phased out lead paint after that
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140,000% daily value
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I stopped using Walmart long ago. Now I’m done with Amazon. Target is dead to me. Can’t shop online due to high gas and shipping prices. Funny how it’s all connected.
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That does make sense, Dinosaurs are at the top of the food chain. Bioaccumulation.
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Remember their radioactive shrimp? That was like nine months ago.
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