"That guy we paid to fight a nightmare bog monster? What a fucking WIMP. What's he gonna do, stab me like he stabbed the monster head he has dangling from his saddle? I'm the toughest guy in this village of 15 people. My job is to hammer in fence posts with my forehead."

February 23, 2025 - 08:15 UTC

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oi, mutant! what do you need two swords for, can’t win a fight with just one? (geralt cuts off my arms and legs and head and torso and then reassembles me like ikea furniture) well master witcha, i had the wrong of ye at first, but now i see ye’re one to truly respect. ye’re always welcome in my hut
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If it isn't my old friend Mr McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
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