like honestly "what does it say on your birth certificate" is literally just, "doctor looked at me and said I had a penis" and if we started putting *that* on all of our documents it'd seem pretty weird, I think!

March 06, 2026 - 22:03 UTC

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if you voluntarily *disclosed* that to the cop that pulled you over for missing the no turn on red sign -- "Officer, I just want to make sure you're aware, when I born the doctor said I had a penis" -- they'd think you were insane.
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