I feel it. I'm in the middle of a series of interviews for a job that'll nearly DOUBLE my annual salary and I'm like, I sure hope we don't have a nuclear war. Kinda takes the shine off.

25 year old me would be like, NAH BRUH!
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Good news. The apocalypse has been postponed for two weeks.

****DRINK!****
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