Arrivé...wet and windy and I've only packed the two 'Ts', toothbrush and t-shirt
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The Bahn is absolute chaos today, trains delayed, platform changes and we believe it is all to do with the pilots strike
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Weird, as your boss and his mates have been saying that the USA has been in imminent danger of an attack from Iran for the past 42 years, which one is it?
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I don’t usually brag about attending expensive places but I’ve just been to the petrol station…
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We're going house hunting later.
It’s really easy, they're massive, and they don't move at all.
It’s really easy, they're massive, and they don't move at all.
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Yesterday was a bit of a strange day for me. First I found a hat filled with money, then I got chased by some bloke with a guitar.
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As a child: "You are grounded!"
As an adult: "Your package will be delivered between 8am and 6pm!"
As an adult: "Your package will be delivered between 8am and 6pm!"
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"The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife."
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Might go for a walk along here one day: www.reisereporter.de/reiseinspiration/wandern/der-arschlochpfad-ist-deutschlands-ungewoehnlichster-wanderweg-7RDNKT7IOWJWB24BKNAX6W34WE.html
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I'm thinking of taking this wine box back to complain. It says once opened it will last for 6 weeks. It only lasted 3 days.
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Kunst for the month done with. Went to the Schirn in it's temporary home for the video exhibition below, primarily the Straight Edge section which featured a band from Da. which was quite good. The Canadian and Brazilian hip-hop parts were surprsingly good too: www.schirn.de/ausstellung/barbara-wagner-benjamin-de-burca/
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True fact: You cannot lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn't come home, what you have actually lost is a pigeon.
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