one thing i will say as a general statement to all coaches of all teams at all levels: if you’re going to credit god for a win, i wanna see you out there after a loss being like “yeah, god fucked us over today, really let us down out there”

April 04, 2026 - 15:25 UTC

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Jim Carrey’s response in the 90s at the MTV movie awards will always top “Let’s see, I’ll thank god for this one and Satan for this one.”
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Everything was going great until Jesus made me fumble. 😠
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jesus can't hit a curveball either
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My Point God, my Point God, why hast thou forsaken me?!
-The appropriate postgame script, laid out for all to use as needed in Mark 15:34
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😂🤣😂🤣😂 Perfect!
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this brings to mind all the jokes about how sad team USA must be after Geno thanked Jesus for the WBC win and said he was on their side. 😆
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bryce harper should’ve had to admit jesus was team venezuela for sure
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"it wasn't part of god's plan for me to make that play"
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Yes, please !
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Tbh the best evidence for the existence of god that I’ve ever been presented is that her plan includes the Cowboys going 30 years and counting without even getting to an NFC Championship
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Losing to Kerry Collins really messed that franchise up.
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